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they must have amnesia cuz they forgot I’m him 😤

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[Jordan @jorolevenque]

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Your life is an all-time justification of post-birth abortion.

Thanks for the invitation to criticize you and your fellow administration of Pedophile Rapists. What a sorry excuse for a father, husband, vice-president, Human, and Mammal.

Suck this country's collective dick.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Me being a bison and boiling myself alive in front of a happy group of friends to change the trajectory of their lives forever

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

“Grok explain this?”
“Grok context?”
“Grok is this rea—”

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[Lark @king_of_limb]

heh, nice argument. unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the seething pathetic baby bird and myself as the smug and unflappable red angry bird

[Nelly @BackwoodsGoku]

New scissors what should I cut first Do Not say my weiner

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

Bro he saw the fucking Reaper there holy shit

[sarah @sablaah]

biden: unintelligible bullshit
trump: straight up not-true bullshit
moderators: thank you.

[sarah @sablaah]

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why would I play a “cozy video game” when I can play a video game that makes me so mad that I cry

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

sir, a third temu ad has hit the super bowl

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

No matter how much Bandaid the wine glass the wine will still glass Bandaid through the wine still Bandaid the wine glass

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[15 minutes later]
"ma'am, we regret to inform you that your son is the deadest that anyone has ever been"

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

This is exactly what someone who shit themselves would do