Steve

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@fesshole @EmzieBem is it too late to mention that I'm also allergic to washing up liquid??
I forgot to mention it before.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@EmzieBem @NoContextBrits 8 portions of cake and chips for me please...

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@EmzieBem @fesshole Oh you know I would totally want full custody! 🐈‍⬛

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

Pssh well I didn't want to go home with you anyway 😠

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once didn't go home with someone after meeting on a night out because their name was Gavin.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@Murfmullet Hell yeah we will. You're going nowhere. We still have loads of singing in each other's faces to do.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ Oh hi. Sorry I just completely forgot was I was saying. Weird.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ 😳

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ I will look into this "exercise" thing you mentioned. I hope it involves cake.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ My plan didn't work??

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@Murfmullet Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Domingos

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ Hey I've worked out where you must live in South London

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@CharAyGe1 We definitely need to catch up soon. Now you're all professional and that!

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ 👀
Would you make me tea??

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

Me too, Mitzi.
Me too.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

I'm getting abuse for putting peanut butter on crumpets.
Apparently it's very wrong.

But how can putting peanut butter on anything be wrong??

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

*Googles*
Can you die from just eating cheese and chocolate for days on end? Hypothetically.

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

I misread this as "cheese."

So I'm going with that instead.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Current British mood: Cross

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

@_IceMaiden_ OK FINE. I'll give it a go...

[Steve @Gavlachenko]

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING??

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We will have Healthcare which is FAR BETTER than ObamaCare, at a FAR LOWER COST - BIG PREMIUM REDUCTION. PEOPLE WITH PRE EXISTING CONDITIONS WILL BE PROTECTED AT AN EVEN HIGHER LEVEL THAN NOW. HIGHLY UNPOPULAR AND UNFAIR INDIVIDUAL MANDATE ALREADY TERMINATED. YOU’RE WELCOME!