What a beautiful gay

I am a gay boy and these are my problems.

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Can we see Bryce Harper's firehose? RT @DCSportsNexus: Bryce Harper is on fire

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[Reads your Secret]

"AF?"

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Guantánohomo

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Who run the world? Squirrels.

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Is that your real age or your Grindr age? #gayboyproblems

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Opens Grindr in Baltimore, yawns, turns off phone. #gayboyproblems

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I can't be loved.
I won't be loved.
#gayboyproblems

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Sochi Olympics, brought to you by four bottoms and a top http://t.co/U7VQ8LUZ4V

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I inadvertently quoted Faulkner in my Grindr profile.

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Amtrak conductor scans two tickets printed on the same sheet. One of the passengers says, "He's the bottom; I'm the top." Laughter ensues.

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o_O RT @BicycleSPACE: Ya see what happens when u don't grease your seatpost?! Ya see what happens? #bikedc http://t.co/80VRL6dzHb

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Look at you, cheering on the 49ers like you're a top.

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Hey.
Sup?

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Gayboy: "I moved to the Upper East Side... of Meridian Hill Park."

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The Viper Room in West Hollywood *isn't* a gay bar? Sounds like one.

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Masc? More like mascara.

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"Hey," said the five faceless Grindr boys tonight.

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I ate so much yesterday I feel fat, ugly, and unlovable.

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Grindr in the suburbs. This is sad stuff. #gayboyproblems

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Did you know it's illegal for gays to eat?