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Apparently the Academy is now nominating French desserts for acting prizes #Quvenzhané

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I'm crippled now because I spent too much time wandering around San Francisco in Uggs

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I broke @uber

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How is that patron treating me? Asking for my imaginary friend.

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Can someone say this child's name out loud? #beastsofthesouthernwild

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#Muni is so empty I feel like I'm riding Google Plus.

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@gaydwarf, party of 1, your twitter is ready.

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And now we're back to #PEEN!!

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#peen

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Somehow sneezing directly into the aderall is the first #partyfoul of the night.

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So that's why my work bag seemed so small: I've been carrying around 2 liters of diet coke and a flask of vodka. For a week.