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[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck modi

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Bourgeois woman that calls you her little commie

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@Schnurzpiepe420 @APurdy10479 @theonecid Try flashing the latest security patch with Odin. For some reason my S24 wouldn't auto update, after manually flashing a newer version it now receives OTA updates just fine

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@coldarchie

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@coldarchie A reasonable amount, probably more than yall tbf

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

Tbilisi is vastly poorer and this would soundly be beaten by a park outside the most rundown Soviet apartment building in the city

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@dutweets

[The City Mentor @TheCityMentor]

Hey @grok remove the less livable city from this picture

[🍎HAZE༄ @Scaevil]

Sometimes I think about that ice miku that crushed an ild lady

[zز 🍒🇵🇸 @z_00pIz]

Truly touching to witness Charlie Kirk being honored by Dubai on new year’s eve.
Fly high our angel ❤️

[小賢者 @Chiuchiyin]

> be indian
> log on
> mock americans for being dumb af
> mock them harder for electing a clown
> feel morally superior
> do the exact same thing
> in your own capital

> curse china and pakistan for border disputes
> curse immigration for holding people hostage with zero info
> domestic flight delayed 4 hours
> again
> probably the 100th delay today
> pilot says “weather”
> weather is just vibes

> try to find a job
> give 100 interviews
> HR: “great culture fit”
> HR: “we’ll get back to you”
> rejection email arrives before you remove tie

> finally get selected
> salary so low family maid mogs you
> relocation mandatory
> 1000km away
> called an “opportunity” so you can’t complain

> romanticize life in the capital
> imagine opportunities
> imagine nightlife
> imagine growth
> imagine happiness
> imagination peaks here

> arrive
> lungs immediately submit resignation
> AQI asks why you are alive
> traffic moves slower than policy reform
> rent costs kidney
> EMI on other kidney
> landlord charges bachelor premium

> try to enjoy weekends
> decorate for festival
> religious gangs spawn
> decorations destroyed
> festival wrong religion.exe
> police watching like it’s Netflix

> walk outside with a girl
> unemployed singles detect happiness
> rage meter fills
> get beaten up
> doesn’t matter if she’s your sister
> unemployed + angry > basic logic

> rush home
> roads look like moon surface
> potholes have lore
> avoid certain cars
> everyone drives like it’s GTA Online
> spend 2 hours travelling 5km
> achievement unlocked: urban survival

> reach home
> turn on TV to relax
> debate: temple or mosque
> season 14
> episode 600
> still no ending
> audience still screaming

> open memes to cope
> learn another rapist got bail
> reason: money
> justice.exe has stopped responding
> retry? no

> scroll real estate listings
> dream of owning a house
> learn top 2 billionaires leased land for ₹10/year
> economy explained in one screenshot
> laugh
> cry
> dissociate

> phone rings
> manager calling
> wants work done on holiday
> unpaid
> urgent
> says “we are a family”
> you are the unpaid intern cousin

> stare at ceiling
> brain opens immigration tab
> body stuck loading
> sleep
> repeat
> mock americans again
> cycle continues

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

I just had a dream where reincarnation was real and we found Adolf Hitler reincarnated as a Bangladeshi boy so we killed him again and turned him into one of those indian crispy breads

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@coldarchie Same 🥀

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@MicrosoftvApple @TheGalox_ Even the ultrawide is better on iPhone by virtue of having autofocus and a higher resolution

[revblade @RevBlade_]

is this the game awards or the ragebait awards

[🏳️‍🌈 @gayflag]

@onajsimp

[˗ˏˋ eeby !! ˎˊ˗ @ehebai]

HATSUNE MIKU WAS ON GODZILLA'S HEAD DOING THE MIKU MIKU BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

In a normal world, this should be an immense scandal in Europe.

Le Monde has a long article (https://t.co/HsWFThQ5wF) describing the hellish life of Nicolas Guillou, a French judge at the ICC in The Hague, due to U.S. sanctions punishing him for authorizing arrest warrants against Netanyahu and Gallant for war crimes in Gaza.

Guillou's daily existence has been transformed into a Kafkaesque nightmare. He cannot: open or maintain accounts with Google, Amazon, Apple, or any US company; make hotel reservations (Expedia canceled his booking in France hours after he made it); conduct online commerce, since he can't know if the packaging is American; use any major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex are all American); access normal banking services, even with non-American banks, as banks worldwide close sanctioned accounts; conduct virtually any financial transaction.

He describes it as being "economically banned across most of the planet," including in his own country, France, and where he works, the Netherlands.

That's the real shocking aspect of this: the Americans are:
- punishing a European citizen
- for doing his job in Europe
- applying laws Europe officially supports
- at an institution based in Europe
- that Europe helped create and fund

and Europe is not only doing essentially nothing to protect him, they're actively enforcing America's sanctions against their own citizen - European banks closing his accounts, European companies refusing him service, European institutions standing by while Washington destroys a European judge's life on European soil.

Again, in a normal world, European leaders and citizens should be absolutely outraged about this. But we've so normalized the hollowing out of European sovereignty that the sight of a European citizen being economically executed on European soil for upholding European law is treated, at best, as an unfortunate technical complication in transatlantic relations.

[likethewind @likethevvind]

@thedailymemes_ 😭😭😭😭😭😭