mike mi-cuit

Cat Daddy

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@james_xond Not a frog.
In Anatomy and Physiology we dissected a cat.

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@belbers @OYourNameHereO @StephenKing Episode 4 (the party episode) is absolutely stellar but it does go downhill from there…

[Lyrical Lemonade @LyricaLemonade]

REST IN PEACE OLIVER TREE. LEGEND FOREVER. 🕊️💔💔💔💔

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@micheal_ws18 If you consumed only 1200 calories of nothing but donuts a day, you would lose weight. That’s just thermodynamics.
But you’d be getting almost zero nutritional value and your health would decline.

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@kayn3_ The entirety of the Shinjuku showdown would fit perfectly in 3 movies, or 24 episodes.
I’d take a 24 ep season otherwise we’re waiting a decade…

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@covie_93 Make it a federal holiday

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@gotrice2024 She’s 18, they have no legal obligation to house/feed her. BUT, that’s an easy way to destroy their relationship. There are many other ways to teach financial responsibility.

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@IamTheImmortal Good. You fucking idiot. Feel bad.

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

We need a slur for these people

[Hanz @fashionistaera]

The “Ozempic Hollywood” trend is getting unsettling. I miss normal-looking celebrities. 👀

Kelly Osbourne was once vibrant & glowing. Now, she looks older than her own mother.

After seeing Demi Moore & so many others, this obsession is honestly starting to feel scary. 😱

[mike mi-cuit @gayserpoint]

@unlimited_ls Fuck with my wife/family in public, expect the same.