Matty Hopper

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets.

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@JoshuaCarnn You visiting home some time this month? if not might get up there some time in dec.

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Wilco - I can't stand it #wilco
https://t.co/oEV9AIQAXM

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Head Machine- Orgasm https://t.co/Uob37G7UCk

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GANDALF- Hang onto a Dream https://t.co/0i3fVwP9Qd

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ultimate spinach nice

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The Cranberries- Ode to My Family https://t.co/XEHkhCFryV

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Thy Art is Murder- Infinite Death https://t.co/RM1JvzgSD3

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Elephant Stone- Motherless Child (Live) https://t.co/9AsuMhe7cS

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Got back to me room at uni last night to find that my window/sliding door has been absolutely bombarded with eggs #HatedEverywhere

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Westboro Baptist Church, funny as always #GodHatesDrogba

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One exam down, three to go #you shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap https://t.co/foKX1Hlul5

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This Town Needs Guns- And I'll Tell You For Why https://t.co/fGlykYNyaS

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@BDMofficial @SoundCity @PolarBearHull @weareBREEZE http://t.co/N8cHy5Axps #StrungoutinHull

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Gotta sympathise with Jake Livermore, living in Hull is enough to drive anyone onto a bit of weekend beak #weekendrockstar

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@antonnewcombe @MazzyStar sounds like one of Alan Partridge's ideas for a TV show. #MonkeyTennis

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@SUllyott Pathetic. What we need is a man who isn't afraid to turn into the camera and address the nation with truth https://t.co/u47yMmCHz0

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Strauss can fuck off

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@thetinman1 cant think of any other team in the world that would leave a bloke averaging 200+ runs out cos of his attitude #BringBackKP

[Dave Brent @brent_dave]

How big are your balls Mr Strauss #BringBackKP

[Matty Hopper @gazhopper]

No need for pornhub tonight, already got a raging strong on after watching that #Messi #differentgravy