Gerard B

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[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@CTCentinal @ChrisMurphyCT Calling on @ChrisMurphyCT to be bigger than your party affiliation and do the right thing here. CT residents implore you.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly @adamcarolla Tribalism, regardless of party, is wholly unAmerican.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@NancyMace Not a bad idea to lay that out for us. Talk is cheap and governments love to spend. Very interested in the details.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@ROCK231976 @ClownWorld For me... one of the best things about socials media is that is exposes the insane assholes in the world. Thank you sir/madam for letting know who to block. Youre clearly some basement living twat thats never been on a bicycle much less out of your parents basement.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@SenRandPaul How does this only have 860 likes

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

It shouldn’t matter which side of the aisle is to blame for the deficit — the truth is, both parties are responsible.

What matters is having leaders who aren’t afraid to call a spade a spade and fight to stop it.

[Tony Seruga @TonySeruga]

🚨Oh, look at that—America's "watchdogs of democracy" didn't just fail the vibe check at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night. They straight-up looted the joint like it was the apocalypse, and the only thing worth saving was the open bar.

While shots rang out, the President was being yanked offstage by Secret Service, and the entire ballroom was one trigger-pull away from turning into a national nightmare, what were these tuxedoed truth-tellers doing? Filing urgent dispatches? Checking on colleagues? Showing one ounce of basic human concern? Nah.

They were playing human Roomba on the tabletops—grabbing bottles of wine and champagne two at a time, stuffing them into camera bags, under jackets, down blouses, whatever fit. One blonde in a black jacket looked like she was training for the Olympic wine-heist relay. Another kept casually nibbling her dinner like it was just another Tuesday, and the gunfire was ambient noise. Bro, the President almost got assassinated. and your priority was playing "how many free Cabernets can I smuggle out before security notices?"

These are the same smug, pearl-clutching hacks who spend every waking hour lecturing the rest of us about "civility," "empathy," "moral leadership," and how we're the ones destroying the country. The ones who cry "threat to democracy" if you question their narrative. The ones who virtue-signal about compassion while calling half the country garbage.

Turns out their moral compass doesn't point north—it points straight to the nearest unopened bottle of Dom.

Congratulations, media. You didn't just expose your hypocrisy; you speed-ran it on camera. While the nation held its breath wondering if the President was okay, you proved you're not elite journalists. You're not even good looters. You're the people who show up to a black-tie event, watch bullets fly, and think, "Perfect—now's my chance for a free case of bubbly."

At least actual looters wait for the power to go out. You did it with the lights on, in formalwear, live on X.

Classy. Real classy.

Now go write your 3,000-word think piece about how this was actually Trump's fault for making the wine too tempting. We'll wait. With our own bottles. That we paid for.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@DalyDoseOfHoops Should be paid more? Why? I cant get through 5 minutes of a WNBA game.

[J @JayTC53]

"Iran is winning"

is the new

"I just got my 4th Covid Booster"

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@Globalstats11 No Mad Men?

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@BernieSanders Says the guys thats been in Congress for over 35 years. smh

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@JumboElliott76 @RandPaul @SenateGOP Dude, youre high. Its a non partisan issue. What are you afraid of? The integrity of the election system must be protected.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@ZeekArkham @elonmusk @SenSchumer Congrats, brother. You earned the recognition. Very cool indeed.

[Gerard B @gbatt418]

@G0tta_be_KD @FriedgeHNIC Trocheck’s contract has value. All the others were aging like guacamole. Learn about the salary cap.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Bruce is worth over a billion dollars and Tom is worth over 40 million.
They’re gonna tell you about how the everyman lives and how capitalism is a terrible thing.
😆😆😆 go fuck off.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

UPDATE: To register to shovel snow in Mamdani’s NYC you must present two forms of ID, plus a social security card 😱

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

If one of my constituents wants to buy a can of Skoal at @weigelsstores, they have to show a dadgum ID. Why should voting be different? Pass @realDonaldTrump’s SAVE AMERICA ACT!