G

I’m on some shit that ain’t even out the butt yet

[G @gbeelsthereal]

Growing up in elementary I thought everyone’s parents were supposed to be the same age cause we were all the same age

[G @gbeelsthereal]

@ChrisPhillips_3 Same bro I won’t even be saying anything funny and I’ll throw it in there

[G @gbeelsthereal]

I will not put lol at the end of my texts. I will not put lol at the end of my texts. I will not put lol at the end of my texts. I will not put lol at the end of my texts. I will not put lol at the end of my texts. I will not put lol at the end of my texts. I will not put lol at

[G @gbeelsthereal]

@roobamaryam @Crytivo It’s called super zoo story and it isn’t out yet

[G @gbeelsthereal]

You know what movie rocks? Zathura: A Space Adventure

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i don't freak unless froken to

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Big Fish (2003) is essential for anyone who has ever loved a father they couldn’t fully understand. Burton turns tall tales into the language of a man trying to be remembered, and the son slowly realizes the stories were always the point.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Would rather be seated next to Adolf Hitler

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Tsukuyomi Clips @TKClips]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[G @gbeelsthereal]

Next year I’m toilet papering every house on my street that doesn’t pass out candy

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Poop has announced it's own shit

It is currently available only on Toilet

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

[colin @bonyromo]

type of shit I’m liking

[G @gbeelsthereal]

Every state needs to do this, I’m getting old and cranky and if they are gonna play ads it better be at the same damn volume the show was

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

California bans streaming services from increasing audio levels during commercials

Gavin Newsom says:

“We heard Californians loud and clear, and what’s clear is that they don’t want commercials at a volume any louder than the level at which they were previously enjoying a program”

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI