Greg Ingersoll

Consulting Engineer and Scientist. Medical devices involving lasers and other hard physics-y stuff. UW Badger sports. Progressive heavy metal when I code.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

We all know Drumpf is a dope and an idiot. Stop paying attention to him. (Media: stop covering his garbage.) Instead, listen to people like these guys: https://t.co/BOzKJ2rqjf

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

@jaketapper There is no reason to have an audience ever. Lose the circus atmosphere.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

And it only took a little under 2 hours to watch even though the broadcast was nearly 4.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Super Bowl goes quickly when you record, start late, and skip the halftime show and all the ads. You wasted your money, suckers. (The Porsche ad was solid.)

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Good game. Congrats Andy Reid.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Murray/Murray/Tobolowsky ad also solid. (I think it was for a Jeep or something that I won’t buy.)

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Not to mention skipping the 30s of wasted time after every play and all kicking plays.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Why are there Buckeye fans on the field after the game? You don’t get to run onto the field to celebrate when your team was favored and your team is consistently good. Save it for the rare upset win.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

@moorehn @gtconway3d This looks like the the particle swarm optimization simulations from my dissertation. More fur here though.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Required by 9/30. Letter dated “August”. Check (which I am keeping, of course) dated 11/7. Received 11/15.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Private insurance is broken. They missed spending in actual healthcare costs by close to 20%, and missed the required deadline by six weeks. I just received this today. What are we doing about this @amyklobuchar, or are you too busy campaigning?

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Why doesn’t @realDonaldTrump ever button his jacket? I guess add slovenly to corrupt, ignorant, narcissistic, childish, embarrassing, etc.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

@LucasAtLarge @UWBadgers Last game on the Camp Randall turf with the @badgerband.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

American Airlines is pretty awful. One of the representatives actually said over the PA that they are having a mechanical issue with the plane and we should, “feel free to have a seat and wait.” I get that's what we need to do, but have some tact.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

@Apple Check that: "Captive Network Assistant"

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Nice work with Catalina @apple. Now I get to reboot my machine any time I’m in a coffee shop or hotel to get the captive Wi-Fi login to show up. Not sure if you’ve heard of regression testing, but you should look into it.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

@Apple Others seeing this issue (which is really fun while traveling by the way), you can manually kick the Captive Portal Assistant in /System/Library/CoreServices. Seems to do the trick. See here: https://t.co/O27AXKQxEo

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Vintage “eye pad”.

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

Keep those full-size umbrellas handy. (1960 J&J First Aid Guide).

[Greg Ingersoll @gbingersoll]

@Jack_Burkman You spelled “conscience” incorrectly, dummy.