Gern Blanston

Desperate times call for a stupid and futile gesture on someones part.

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@Padres Those uniforms are SO ugly. Get your money back from Nike.

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@SenTuberville @POTUS Why do Republicans hate our military so much?

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@johnnycy89 @brhodes No one has done more crying than Trump.

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@RightNerve @cnnbrk And no one still gives a rat's ass about a laptop.

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@MLB @RedSox Isn't that that the UCLA Bruins?

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@cnnbrk A tie in soccer. Oh no, how unexpected.

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@Aksers @sportingnews @Mariners @seattlestorm @S10Bird @Seahawks Don't be foolish. 99% of people couldn't name a single person on any of those teams.

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@MLS @InterMiamiCF @LeaguesCup @AppleTV

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@NikkiHaley Mighty white audience you got there so you should be ok. Almost looks like a Klan rally in fact.

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@Acyn The fact that they gamble with pension fund money in the first place tells you all you need to know about the state of the nation at this time.

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@HawleyMO Worried about being indicted too? You should be. And you can't run away from that.

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@therecount Like I care what an old MTV veejay has to say about politics. Did you ask Martha Quinn too?

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@TheAthleticFC @PaulTenorio Is MLS having a competition on which team can come up with the goofiest dumbass name for their teams?

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@lindayacc Elmo's commitment is to spam whatever he wants on his failing $44 billion platform.

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@TristanSnell He's got orders straight from Putin himself.

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@Super70sSports Rodgers plays in an era to where if you look at a QB funny it's 15 yards. Marino played when it was legal to decapitate your opponent.

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@davinciXtweets @cnnbrk And despite Trump doing all that he still lost.

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@RobertKennedyJr Your chances of becoming president are only slightly better than mine. Very slightly.

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@RobertKennedyJr @RobSchneider Was Carrot Top unavailable?

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@Padres Those unis are horrendous. Looks like a circus.