george❄️

senior copywriter. dadbod on the outside, sadbod on the inside. you don’t remind me of anyone and we love gum. he/him

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

What she said

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I love this so much it hurts.

[george❄️ @gbloftus]

@SavageSports_ All these jags fans saying no, I’m saying no.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

YouTube TV is increasing its price to $83 a month starting in January 2025.

That means YouTube TV has now doubled in price over the last five years, from $40 to $83 per month, while also removing regional sports networks and other channels like MLB network.

That’s crazy.

[The Killers @thekillers]

Boston called… Las Vegas answered.

[george❄️ @gbloftus]

@TheRealMattC I know it’s better, but og is special-er

[george❄️ @gbloftus]

@TheRealMattC This is a joke on 30 Rock

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Remember where we are

[george❄️ @gbloftus]

@Luceobrien I’ve hated him for years but the “boom” after his last ace in this third set is just adding to it now

[Nora Princiotti @NoraPrinciotti]

"can you tell us about a time you faced significant odds and how you overcame them?"

[george❄️ @gbloftus]

@TheRealMattC Just got this today, never seen it, can’t wait

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"the outfit would look better on an athletic person" oh yea then explain THIS

[george❄️ @gbloftus]

@ErrorJustin What a champ

[Jesse @KoalaSalesman]

@Zeddary

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The Wendy's social media manager who began tweeting as if the brand was a person

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

i think a lot as i get older about Milton’s read on Hell as being the person you make yourself into, brick by brick, until you have to dwell inside that person that you made of yourself forever

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."