Uncle Jollof

I’m Fucking Awesome, have you met me ? #KTBFFH 💙💙💙

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

Nothing but Love for Chelsea 💪🔵🔵 KTBFFH 🔵🔵🔵

[AYO @wtfisayo_]

matchday
Up the chels

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

@BOLOOWARTEEFAIR See Copium 🤣🤣🤣

Them no play any ball, Foden just dy gba like say him use Eba wrap waist

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

@BOLOOWARTEEFAIR @MTNNG I dn even comot body for them, switch to Airtel….. Them too useless

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Exposure is EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

Stay in proximity to the life you want.

What you can relate to is a cue to the quality and standard of life you have permitted yourself to have.

Break the loop of impossibility.

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Your lateral thinking is the problem.

You earned $100k last year.

This year, you want to do $120k, even though you could wipe the slate clean and do a million.

The measurement of your performance against a benchmark that amplifies mediocrity.

That is the problem.

You cannot create the impossible by looking up to the possible.

Break down that frame and construct one that has never existed.

[dave kadiri @kadiridav]

We’ve become desensitized to what a billion naira is due to constant headlines of embezzlement.

1 billion naira will pay a ₦500k monthly salary to 10 people for over 16 YEARS!!

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

@PurpleLazer Check DM

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

@PurpleLazer My Boss

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

@Wizarab10 Come gather weapon for the next season @Tunnykvng 😂

[Uncle Jollof @gbodeski]

@Wizarab10 Come gather weapon for the next season @Tunnykvng 😂

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Never f*cking quit, bro. Life can go from 0 to 100 in the blink of an eye.

[Alex Oluwatobi @alexlobaloba]

If I ever typed:

-am fyn
-hw r u
-tanx

Just know that they have hacked my phone.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Attack is the best form of defense. ♟️

[captain @kaptainswago]

seems my guy might have acknowledged some electric high-end legal tender from one of his distant cousins.

[Kina @thesekinah]

When I finally win, I won’t say much, I will only post this video without caption

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

I was so poor in Mathematics that I was nicknamed "I don't know Math (sic)" in Class 6 because I gave that as answer to my teacher when he asked me a question in class.

JSS 1-3, same story.

I think I had P7 in it in Junior WAEC.

SS 1-2, similar story.

Then in January 1999, second term into SS2, with GCE staring me in the face, I attended a private lesson. The teacher taught me Factorization and I realized I got it. His explanation was spot on.

For the first time in my life, I understood a math topic clearly.

Then I went back to JSS 1 math texbook for personal study and finished it within a week. Then moved to JSS 2 and finished it within 2 weeks. Then JSS 3 math, then SS1, then SS2.

Then to GCE past questions.

I sat for GCE in August 1999 or so during holiday after SSS2 and made a B2.

Then WAEC in SSS3 in May 2000 and got B2 again (felt bad for this because I wanted A1).

Meanwhile, I saw that many of my school mates in Science classes (who did Further Math) did not even have B2 that I had in Math in WAEC and that prompted me to enrol for another private lesson in Further Math. "If I could score higher in Math than many science students that did Further math, I should be able to do Further math too".

I practiced a couple of topics in Further Math - Calculus, Partial Fraction etc - while waiting for OAU to resume, knowing I would need Mathematics to do well in Economics that I got admission for.

Math soon became my favourite subject. Needless to say I had A in all but one of the Math courses I did from Year 1 to graduation in Ife.

From being poor in Math to it becoming my best subject, it was a comeback I never saw coming. A turnaround that contributed largely to who I am today (my eventual grade in Economics helped largely by my scores in Math courses).

In 2022, 23 years after, I searched for and reconnected with the private teacher that saved me in SS 2 in 1999.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Stomach ulcer is:
NOT caused by pepper
NOT caused by hunger
NOT incurable

Stomach ulcer is commonly caused by:
H. Pylori infection
Abuse of drugs like Ibuprofen or Diclofenac called NSAIDS

It is also curable and treatable.

[FARUQ @greatfa7uq]

eyin keh

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you