@UtdXclusive “Could’ve had a couple of goals… it will come.” 😂 At this point, Rashford’s goals are being treated like a delayed flight... always expected, never arriving on time. 😭
@FabrizioRomano Madrid lost the derby and instead of fixing what went wrong, they’re checking the referee’s receipts. 😂 Every defeat at this club comes with a “but the referee…” documentary. 😭
@ultimate_kombo Leave am… body go tell am. 😂 Man thinks he’s a surgeon who can operate on Rashford and resurrect his prime.
Bro, that prime didn’t go underground... it retired and left no forwarding address. 💀😂
@UtdXclusive “Football is a difficult game.” 😭
Michael, we know. But United somehow make it look like a group project where nobody knows the assignment. 💀
“Good football” apparently now means having the ball without having a clue what to do with it. 😂
@UtdXclusive “We nearly won it at the end.” 😂
NEARLY FC. 😭
Nearly won the game, nearly got the result, nearly gave the fans something to celebrate…
At Manchester United, “nearly” isn’t a missed opportunity anymore... it’s the entire game plan. 💀
@UtdXclusive “The noise doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that we want better results.” 😂
Michael, the noise isn’t the problem — United’s football is literally manufacturing it. 😭
At this club, the performances start the fire, then the fans get blamed for noticing the smoke. 💀
@UtdXclusive “We know we can be better. We need to be better. We will be.” 😂
Carrick’s favourite formation is apparently “We’ll Do Better” — because United have been playing that formation for years. 😭💀