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Lets all just drink beer and have a good time. But mostly drink beer.

[G @gbrady4]

Today, my daughter got to ring the bell to signal the end of her treatment for leukemia, after 2 years. She is truly my hero, my Wonder Woman. She has shown me how to be strong, brave and is the living embodiment of determination. We all will #livewithviv

[G @gbrady4]

Hey @elonmusk now that you and Trump are slap fighting, will you have more time to block the bots that are running fucking rampant on your platform? You douchey polesmoker

[G @gbrady4]

@USPS please explain how you let a package just “sit” in 2 separate facilities for over 24 hours.. yes, I realize there was a Sunday in there, but the other? Inexcusable. No wonder you all are becoming obsolete. As soon as these baby boomers bite it, you’re irrelevant

[G @gbrady4]

@BWWings i submitted a hot alert over the weekend for an order in which i was charged for products i never received and since no one has reached out to assist, I’ve filed a dispute with my credit card company. Additionally, the quality of your food was just unacceptable.

[G @gbrady4]

Hey @elonmusk you fucking suck and so does @realDonaldTrump

[G @gbrady4]

@AmazonHelp What a waste of time @AmazonHelp .

[G @gbrady4]

Hey @amazon what’s a dog “hazard”? My dog didn’t even lift her head up when your pansy driver pulled up? If FedEx and UPS and USPS can deliver packages while she’s outside, why can’t your drivers??

[The Dangerous Ones @DangerousOnesHQ]

We’ll miss you buddy 😂

[G @gbrady4]

@cityofStCharles @cityofStCharles any ETA/update?

[G @gbrady4]

@cityofStCharles 4 months of a broken street lamp. Multiple service requests submitted, with no acknowledgment. Can I fix it and then bill the city?

[G @gbrady4]

@cityofStCharles Your account doesn’t allow messages. Its Fairfax road.

[G @gbrady4]

@cityofStCharles Thank you

[Jason Kint @jason_kint]

Two photos today. Two different candidates. Two different scenes. Two different pro photographers.

[G @gbrady4]

@LRSrecycles can I please have an ETA on when the second half of my recycling can will be picked up? I’ve emailed your customer service, asking for confirmation, and have been ignored.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“These edibles ain’t working!”

*15 minutes later

[G @gbrady4]

@wingstop why would your online ordering send my order to a location 3x further from my house? I tipped under the assumption that your system was “smart” and would send it to the geographically closest restaurant.

[G @gbrady4]

If you want to see the smallest penises in the Twitter verse, DM every dude that has commented on This post

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"So, go ahead and enjoy women's sports like you would any other sports, because they are sports." - Venus Williams

"Except you, Harrison Butker. We don't need you." - Serena Williams

"At all. Like, ever." - Quinta Brunson #ESPYS

[G @gbrady4]

@ChipotleTweets i love that i spent $14 on this trash

[G @gbrady4]

If you ever wondered about the caliber of talent on the Sox, wonder no more

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Well... that's a way to end a baseball game 😬😬

(via @BallySportsDET)

[G @gbrady4]

@Grubhub awesome customer service