Crosseyed But Painless

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@ConceptualJames I bit my tounge. I voted for Trump. I knew he was a nut. Didn't think I'd ever grow to despise him.

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@HarmlessYardDog US should take Alberta by force in return

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

Under Democrat control in Aurora, a homeless man spent hours smashing beehives with cinder blocks, ripping out plants, and stripping the corn from a community garden that local families use to feed themselves. Residents called Aurora police again and again. Zero response.

Only after the vandal collapsed and they called the fire department did five police cars finally appear.

This is not new. The same garden workers say they have begged for a response before and gotten the same silence.

Democrat soft-on-crime and soft-on-vagrancy policy will destroy this country.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Absolutely incredible…

Mark Cuban: "California is run terribly. The taxes are insane. That’s why people keep moving to Texas."

Mark Cuban (10 minutes later): "Vote for James Talarico. Turn Texas blue. What have Republicans ever done for the state."

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@Mr_Derivatives The rest of us are fucked. I make good money, low-ish 6 figures, have paid off all my school debt and 80% of my wife's, have owned both our cars, and have even saved up a sizeable down payment, and I feel like we'll never own...

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@saylor I hope you go to jail.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

If you guys aren’t caught up yet… these crazy bitches are here in support of a woman who strangled her 3 young children to death.
Also, they can vote.

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@MsMelChen @Jason This is horrifying

[J.T. Alexander @JTAlexander]

This is a legitimate societal concern.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Posting this meme in the United Kingdom is now illegal

Stephen Gray, a 65 year old man from Durham, UK has just been found guilty in a court of law for posting this online

You can literally insult any religion in the UK except one

Is the UK an Islamic state now?

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Even if you don't come from a good family, a good family can still come from you.

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

Well...fuck.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

@micsolana My husband always says the biggest problem with the internet is all the village idiots found each other. There’s a reason there was only one village idiot. And now we have mobs of them.

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

@tanyaelisabethh Okay, you have convinced me. Repeal the 19th amendment.

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

This poor woman who murdered her children (per her own confession) deserves our sympathy.

Postpartum depression is real. Hormonal shock, exhaustion to the point of hallucination…

And the system clearly failed her - responding to her pleas for help with a spastic spate of mindaltering drugs.

My heart breaks for her.

Also she should receive the death penalty.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

Progressives insist we must collectively administer genius-affirming care to midwit academics who identify as brilliant, otherwise they might kiII themselves.

Sound familiar?

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

After falling behind AOC in 2028 presidential predictions, Gavin Newsom has decided to freeze his eggs

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@jackunheard Where do I donate

[Crosseyed But Painless @gbuchanan90]

@signulll Next week will be calmer.