gabr!elle

express yo' self

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

I just asked my moms if her third eye was open and she said, "idk I hope so." #truth

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

Listening to goldlink makes me want to wear something scandalous and start some shiiit

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

@babe_blackmon Add ya girl 💃

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

A sad day in my life history to say the least

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

YO SO, I use to pass out when I drank/smoke BUT YOU GUYS, IT WAS MY BIRTH CONTROL THAT WAS MAKING ME FAINT!!!! No real proof other than I haven't passed out since I stopped the pill ... FYI I STILL USE PROTECTION 💃💃💃

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

I just a great phone interview and I would like to thank @GoodCharlotte for helping release nervous energy 5-10 minutes before it. Ya girl obnoxiously jumped around and yelled along to their lyrics. Specific songs: The Anthem and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

"I want a salad but I also want potatoes"

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

I'm such a hype woman for everyone else but myself, so I'm calling bullshit on me and I'll keep doing that until I fucking get it together the way I want it. Thanks for coming to my self pep talk.

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

Mark: "you're an awesome person, stop selling yourself short"

Me: 5 DAYS after small self pity party: yeah I'm dope AF I need to stop selling myself short!! Fuck the man!! I'm the shit!!!!

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

I wish donuts were healthy

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

@chlamydiot666 Yelp reviews but for the customers who dine at your restaurant

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

“i don’t know enough to have an opinion about that” is the most underrated sentence in the world

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

Taking an online Excel class: clicking on this shit here, selecting this shit here, wait wtf bitch where's my clicky click for formating that right there?? I gots the data data data daddy dad dad data files filing me now out of order wow but I can def change the color of dez tabs

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

Little steps towards healthier oceans = Nature forward laws
https://t.co/hcnHD3dkuV via @usatoday

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

Everytime I meet a cool person:

HI I LIKE GOOD GOSSIP AND POTATO CHIPS, PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!?

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

@LeahRiefberg You mean the strand of weed right?

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

@kendalllkraf Shes the best character!!!

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

Highlight: woman next to me at bar also has the DMV blues

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

My life: waiting at the dmv for 45 minutes only to find out I have the wrong documents: currently drinking at a bar solo, contemplating solo bar hopping, near to tears because of time and effort wasted: wishing I was on a beach: wishing I had the right documents

[gabr!elle @gbuzzzy]

@raechelbaby Drinking an old fashioned