GC 80 Box Lunch

Just your typical $32.50 box lunch in the Inner Harbor, hon.

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

I spent months working
I spent months working so hard on this
I spent months with mystery meat

… and they just emailed me into non existence.
… all that work and they just… emailed it out

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

So thanks for your jokes, your memes, your competing meal accounts, and all that Twitter has done to lighten the mood. Let’s keep it light and funny. We’ll all be happier for it.

And with that - BOX LUNCH OUT

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

I think I was sub-tweeted by @gaycjen in her letter to Deputies.

This account was for astoundingly stupid mystery meat wisecracks, shared disdain of chicken wraps, and above all seriously - a quick moment of levity as we approach a unique GC. We hope we achieved that goal.

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

Everyone is stressed, a lot of decisions are being made, and General Convention works best when we can laugh about something - anything. A pigeon, a box lunch, whatever will arise in Baltimore. We’ll be there to do dumb stuff online to lighten the mood. Just not as a box lunch.

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

as long as I know how to love
I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my wraps to give
I’ve got all my meat to live
And I’ll survive
I will survive, hey hey

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

Despair at your nonexistence

[Utz Snacks @UtzSnacks]

The best pool side treat to pair with your favorite Utz Snack is _____?

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

I believe in the Resurrection, and my glorified box-y will be a fancy entree at some top chef Michelin starred restaurant just you wait

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

@wfleener We’ll always have Paris.

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

@azbishop If I rise in my exalted form, I think that means I get to be an entree at a Michelin Starred Restaurant, right?

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

THEY KILLED ME. IM DYING. IM DYING. SAVE ME.

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

We’ll always have diocesan convention…

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

At the end of the day I probably did this to myself didn’t I

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

Good evening. Tomorrow’s entree is deviled ham with a side of despair. Ready to legislate yet?

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

How it started…. How its going

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

LEMME JUST CHECK MY EMAIL

WAIT WUT

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

SAVE ME STEVE YOURE MY ONLY HOPE

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

I’M MELLLLLTTTTINGGGG

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

Put it in the Prado, I’m a star.

Also, you want Persistence of Memory? Try my Buffalo Chicken Wrap. You’ll want to forget within an hour 😈

[David Simmons @frsimmons]

@revmirandah @gc80boxlunch #GC80 @scottagunn

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

Good evening. Tomorrow’s entree is deviled ham with a side of despair. Ready to legislate yet?

[GC 80 Box Lunch @gc80boxlunch]

@hpc3 @fathertorey You show me $44.02, I’ll show you half a burger from White Castle. It’s like show and tell, except I take your money and give you something unidentifiable.