Greyson Eames

Looks like HB has pressured me into doing another horrible thing with my life.

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

Hanging at da cottage biznatches. #Toomanyshots

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I'm a ballerina. You just gotta get it all in there. Woo. #Ballerinasex

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

Point for garrett #pointforgarrett

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Delivery truck delivering frozen digiorno pizzas. #Foodirony

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Look, come freaking get my pet tiger. #HangoverRule

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

First time watching dexter on television!!!!! Wooooo!!!! #wooodexter

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Shit's spooky when no one's home. #HBHaus

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@svenbranch Brotank.

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I think squirting is nice. #WUsexshow

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Short people got....

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Frozen pizza anyone?

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

The rootbeergeist is upon you!

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

Awesome thing about posing @svenbranch, i've already posed on you.

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

I'm starting to think that @svenbranch is an asshole.

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

In the car with @jackthemartin and @classic_hooch. #broasted

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Damnit @DevMacLeo answer your telephone!

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

@atheis4 would love this. http://www.fromupnorth.com/image/?id=4729

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

According to their sign, Wild Horse Casino has 'bj and craps'. #blumpkin

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want! He can't hear you!

[Greyson Eames @Gceames]

Oreos are great. But oreos broken up in ice cream are better.-Beccajojo