Slater Smith

(he/him) Making music as @WeatherMachine - in a very deep Blazers twitter hole

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@ayroned More like “El-meh”

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

To Blazers fans attending game 3: plz go shirtless in protest of Dundon not providing shirts

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@pdxbrocialite New idea lol: Duncan gives out Smalls so he can say he saved on textile costs

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@pdxbrocialite Mark my words. If (likely when) the Blazers lose the series, he’s gonna act all indignant about how the team doesn’t rise to the right standard and then use it to justify wild spending cuts and mass firings. Corporate asshole 101. Can see it coming already

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@Mason__49 @bockingfourteen @trailblazers 100% this is exactly why the graphic says “post season” and not “playoff”

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@DannyMarang @JackedRamsays I’ve heard folks say Deni can’t be a #1 guy on a contender, or that his game is too dependent on refs an whether they choose to blow the whistle

What do we need to see from Deni to prove he’s def a #1 guy (if we haven’t seen it already)?

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@JCigan @KindredSwerv Dude. Dame doesn’t even smile when it’s HIM making the big shot

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@Rahav1Roy @BenGarciaShow @LockedOnBlazers Dude in that same interview he also said Blazers would win by 4. My man Mike CALLED IT

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@ShamsCharania Even NBA superstar millionaires can’t afford US healthcare

[zach @blip_tm]

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@DannyMarang Damn. Well, now we know how we can sign one of Sidy or Love, but hate to see it happen this way

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@buitengebieden Someone was taught to roll for treats, and now has to justify his secret treats to himself by doing a “good boy” roll

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@DannyMarang I’d be so down to sign him on a vet min next season

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@DannyMarang YANG HANSEN MINUTES LET’S GOOOOOOOO 😂

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@DannyMarang I actually gasped

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@GreekFreak211 @34for2 Ironically, Achilles was Greek

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@shaesharpeshow Swap you for Scoot and or Shae and you got a deal. We need Tou more than either of them if we want to win now, and the upside of the younger players will likely be more appealing to Milwaukee

[Elliot @elliotsharron]

@DannyMarang Will the Bucks waive him and stretch his contract and then the Blazers can sign him?

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@DannyMarang I was so chill for the last 3 years when there was no hope. I was just watching the young guys play and loving the potential.

Now that this team has given me hope I am pulling my hair out with every single bad loss. Not great bob!

[Slater Smith @slaterjsmith]

@heyitsMattCaron …the irony of the whole thinking machines vs the Kwisatz Haderach is not lost on me with this joke