muy caro

M.D. || introvert

[Dream @Truest_Dream]

I would like to issue a public apology to @asvpxrocky, I’m sorry for all the times I told you to “get off of her” and “stay off of her” because I now see who the REAL culprit is 🤨

[juju @jnrjust_ice]

Before i ever stepped in Cape Coast i thought it was such a developed place only to realise it’s just Koforidua with beaches😂

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you lie about being sick so you can leave work early and someone says "yeah you do look really awful"

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu encontro um problema no trabalho e percebo que, se eu contar, ele vai virar minha responsabilidade:

[muy caro @GCee_A]

@jbnley maam—

[Buzstopboys @buzstopboys]

Proactive thinking in action! 🌟
Our volunteers are stepping up, planning ahead, and working together to create meaningful impact. Every effort today builds a stronger tomorrow. 💙

[muy caro @GCee_A]

😭😭😭😭

[Dr. Mac MD, MBA @Dr_mac2]

*Me responding to a stroke alert*

EMS: We can’t get him to respond.

Me: English or Spanish?

Patient: …

Me: Como te sientes?

Patient: La chingada!

Me: He’s fine…

[ortamlarda satılacak bilgiler @ortamdasatarsn]

Karısını yalayarak uykusundan uyandıran aslan

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 34th birthday to the talented Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

[muy caro @GCee_A]

experienced literal pepper in my eye today and i wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy

[muy caro @GCee_A]

@a_sarps this is how witchcraft works

[Chocoboy @ihave2doIIars]

Deleted instagram and immediately after tried to tap where it once was

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Urologists really went to school and majored in penis

[muy caro @GCee_A]

@TogbeTsali 🤣🤣

[muy caro @GCee_A]

@TogbeTsali did they ask themselves what business i had waiting for them in the consulting room?
#GoFuckYourself

[muy caro @GCee_A]

need to block Banang everywhere until her honeymoon is over

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I think if Nigeria were even relatively safer than it is now, a good number of the world's sociologists would be travelling there to study it as a case study.

[muy caro @GCee_A]

@Drspizzy i beg

[sunny ⚢ @gunshotsglitter]

quando eu percebi que podia simplesmente criar uma conta no twitter, colocar um nome nada a ver com o meu, ser eu mesma, postar o que eu quiser sem ninguém que me conhece me seguindo e vendo minhas coisas