Ted Patterson

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@LanceMcAlister how long until pitchers and catchers report?

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@grimmer12_will @LanceMcAlister Kamala says…. Hold my beer

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@LanceMcAlister

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@LanceMcAlister so glad we spent big on O line

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@LanceMcAlister

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@LanceMcAlister

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@LanceMcAlister Be careful what you wish for

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK Let’s review. Glazers take dividends. Check. Glazers make ZERO signing first month. Check. Yes Glazers. Arnold will be fall guy. CR7 wants out. Check. Can ETH keep this shite out of relegation? Glazers fk off!!

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@markgoldbridge United have dropped interest in FDJ and have made a 60 million offer for Foo Kin No Un

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@UtdPlug @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK Wants too??? He better ready himself for Djemba Djemba and hope this crap lot don’t lay down tools and leave us in relegation

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@manunitedzone @David_Ornstein He will be in Manchester however not United.

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@markgoldbridge I like your optimism. Manchester City welcome FDJ to the Blue side.

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@markgoldbridge Breaking news. Glazers bringing in Djemba djemba and Baleotelli both on a free + 250k per week. Joel Glazer expressed disappointment saying we had high hopes of bringing club legend Fellani back.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Zero we sign foo kin no un

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@utdreport Murtaugh announcement first signing. Foo Kin No Un

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@RodneyMarsh10 The battle was won by the least terrible. Both teams light years away from competing.

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@CincyProblems Well what are you going to do?

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@RodneyMarsh10

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@manunitedzone @footballdaily I’m good because the board tells the mgr to play me. Chrst , I cost 80 million quid and I get clicks and likes. Woodbottler told me I’m good

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