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[GCP @GCP__]

@RayPetelinWx just saw you on CBS! I was sad to hear you were let go from WTAE. Glad to see you back on TV!

[GCP @GCP__]

@1a my wife's uncle got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and their daughters name is Alexa. It's caused lots of confusion.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Crawling out of bed like:

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

#PlutoFlyby detail is incredible

[GCP @GCP__]

Even sharks get pumped up for Shark Week. They just have a really terrible way of expressing their excitement.

[GCP @GCP__]

You can tell who the procrastinator sharks are, they're like "Oh, shit! Is it too late to get my own show?!"

[GCP @GCP__]

All these sharks be like, "Just auditioning for next years Shark Week."

[Stefan @DarkSchneid]

Sometimes you just need some Immortan wisdom from #MadMax

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Another day, another six pointless words.

[GCP @GCP__]

Oh, you know, just living the American Dream or whatever. #nohands #whosdriving https://t.co/sb7w84o3em

[GCP @GCP__]

@fsmikey @FSBigBob any chance you could play Balla Baby by Chingy this morning? Would make my day! Thanks!

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

This is America. And just 'cause you don't got any money, it don't mean you gotta live like some sorta poor person, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Sometimes, sendin' a one man search party to the bottom of a bottle works just as good as prayin', you guys.

[GCP @GCP__]

The beautiful entranceway at @Pencevacaprop

[GCP @GCP__]

How is it almost 10 already?! This day is going by a little too quickly. Like, fo realz. #SoMuchToDo #SoLittleTime

[GCP @GCP__]

That moment when you realize you have ink on your finger and freak out thinking it's on your face.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

I mean, makin' toilet paper is pretty close to printin' money if you also own a place that makes you crap wetties. T-Bell must clean up.

[Jeff Giuliana @JeffryLebowski]

If you're reading this, it means you aren't out on a date filled with hearts and roses, but if you are on a date, it can't be going too well

[GCP @GCP__]

@A_Legge EVERYONE says it in my department. Outsiders say it to me too. Must be an engineer thing. Probs their way of putting things off.