garrett

26. A Pisces. 🏳️‍🌈🌹 aspiring vagabond, foolosopher.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

They're calling it the most relatable diary entry of all time

[milk @milkinhisbag]

starting a new job next week

[milk @milkinhisbag]

strokin my shit in front of this flock camera

[Wheatthin Cuervo, GED @ilLitsit]

Did I use AI to write my pickup line? Bitch I’m superficial, not artificial, don’t ever disrespect me again.

[garrett @gcstoney]

death and taxes, sweep and mop. it’s all the same

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[garrett @gcstoney]

why has god forsaken me

[garrett @gcstoney]

fuck it happy fall

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

I have to get killed

[corb @awshuqs]

being misunderstood is genuinely the most awful feeling ever it makes me want to never say anything ever again

[Schwibz @schwibz]

coworker just tripped and smashed his coffee mug into the printer and said “that’s baseball”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[garrett @gcstoney]

my skin feels like it is on fire 👍

[mahenoor @ajeebakwaas]

deleted my linkedin account

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i should've been a cowboy

[frick @gofrickurself]

You don’t know anything about my balls