g is for gotta go bye

the girl with the cat named after a fruit

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@smasuxx PROUD OF U BB

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@carolynirene20 Do you have a certain type you’re looking for? My old roommate is selling her set which is a couch, loveseat, and ottoman! They’re well used but suuuper comfy

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@smasuxx I quite literally hate dating

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@smasuxx It’s literally so annoying

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@smasuxx Sooooo love bombing

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@carolynirene20 I hardly ever open this app anymore but I’m so glad that when I decided to today this was at the top of my feed

[duda. @bellwjour]

my god of when we
this reminds me were young

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idk which response is worse when I tell people I’m a therapist:
“it takes such a special person to do that, I could never!”
OR
“omg does that mean you’re assessing me/reading my mind right now?”

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I literally got to witness how incredibly fast a man unmatched me from tinder after I made a joke about saving myself for marriage…guess we see where his priorities are

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I dropped a thumbtack in my office which has a multicolor carpet and now I’m paranoid about impaling my foot bc I can’t find it

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I had a nightmare about work last night and it’s got me unnecessarily on edge today

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@abrahamlaiken GIRL I’ve been trying to leave my current job for months now and while there’s sooo many openings in healthcare, they still aren’t getting filled 🤔

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I saw the first pair of Uggs for the season…it’s officially fall

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@smasuxx that’s so fucked up Sam I’m so sorry - if you wanna get belligerently drunk or high together when you’re back in Rochester I am more than happy to assist

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The fact that’s it only Monday morning and I’ve already received messages from 2 separate guys on dating apps this morning requesting blow jobs

[ً @sajzxa]

my mental state: if you give me a long hug i might start crying

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I’m happy and all that my chicken riggies were such a hit at yesterdays party but now I’m selfishly disappointed that there are no leftovers for me to have today

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everyone fucking leaves

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I need to know if mercury is in gatorade or something bc everything going on the last few days has been WHACK

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when guys text you at like 10am on a Tuesday asking “what you doing” like I’m at work bruh wtf did you think I was doing