Nick Murphy

pro raconteur

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

My roommate baked me a Smurf birthday cake, how lucky am I?! @GordonRamsay #Blessed 🎂💙

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

@lucinda_windsky @thegoldmuseum @FedUniAustralia @anzacday be right back, just going to contact all Welsh friends to support 😉

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

@lucinda_windsky @thegoldmuseum @FedUniAustralia @anzacday haha last week I was just telling people about this project over here in Dubai 🙂💛

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

@Juciist I don't get it... if they want the ball... why do they keep kicking it away? 💁🏼‍♂️

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Spending my day off going in between banks... not even Tyra. 🤦🏽‍♀️ 💸 #Dubai #Money

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Just recieved over 300 AED worth of BBQ sauce... I literally have hot sauce in my bag #swag #Beyonce

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

... when you spend 30 minutes trying to remember your "iWatch" passcode and it's "6-9-6-9" 🤦🏽‍♂️ @TarrynToelau

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

I bloody love that Lord Of The Rings flick, a bunch of Cate Blanchetts running 'round with well conditioned hair #Elves #LordOfTheRings 💍

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

A man made me kiss his baby after a show... I think I've made it now #Famous 👶💋

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Couldn't drink the moscato because it had a cork in it!?!? ITS 2017 PEOPLE! WHY IS CORK STILL A THING 😩🍷

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

My face mask ripped out all my bottom lashes before I could even make 86 wishes 🤦🏼‍♂️ #wasted

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Still shaking in awe! @Sia was beyond incredible!!! Such a perfect performance from @maddieziegler 😲😁I couldn't be happier or more inspired

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

I went for a walk with my friend... we get caught in a lightning shower and monsoon... lockdown shelter in a Maccas... it's now 2:44a.m. ⛈🌪💥

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Thought I felt tickles during the show tonight... this bloody sepia butterfly shared me costume ey?!🤢🙅‍♂️

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

🎤I don't steal her show... so why does she steal my haircut... 👩🏼‍🎤👨🏼‍🎤 @ladygaga #SuperBowl2017 #LadyGagaHalfTimeShow #LadyGaga

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Love twerking to your songs @sjademusic ... you made Australia Day grouse!! 👌🎤💪🇦🇺

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

@Juciist I was one 'cheap night in' away from buying a ticket!!! #TakeMeOnTheFloor

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

Throwing up out a taxi and NOT getting deported #JustArabicThings 👳🏽

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

The waitress "accidentally" brought me another serving of regular wedges... and I "accidentally" fell in love! #FoodsBeforeDudes 🥔💛

[Nick Murphy @GdayItsNick]

🏩 My medical insurance covers "WAR" and "TERRORISM"... but not 'Dental'... #JustArabicThings 👳🏼