George Devonport

[Premier League @premierleague]

This title race is going down to the wire. 👊

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

I love you, super Mik.

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Just Cameron Young’s 17th birdie of the week there, stupendous. Rory hopefully not throwing away the back to back with that double.

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Just an atrocious effort across the pitch, woeful.

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Much better, lovely 1-0.

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Also Kepa never plays again for Arsenal, dreadful, would’ve preferred Tommy Setford. Why isn’t Arteta using Raya in the cup after the Carabao performance?

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Havertz and Jesus on 200k a week each, embarrassing performances. Beat by a plucky championship team. Big questions for Arteta

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Fully expecting Steve Claridge to turn up as the UN special rapporteur here

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: A U.S. fighter jet has gone down over Iran, according to new reports.

An American official has told the Reuters news agency the jet had been shot down and a search is under way for the pilots.

Sky’s @Stone_SkyNews reports

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

BUKAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOO

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COYG

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Muniz beats Chalobah with the turn, Chalobah’s attempted tackle is what puts his foot in the position to be stood on (accidentally). No tackle by Muniz. What a fucking joke again

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Surely that’s the limit for Amorim? Unreal

[EMDG @EmanDaGoon]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Expressions Oozing crash out is here, & its beautiful..

#Eze

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

“He’s going up the Arse, like a bidet” is a fucking all timer tbf

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Oh ffs it’s going to be Nkunku isn’t it this time around

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You just know Arteta is weighing up a Sancho move like the start of the 6 million dollar man.

“We can rebuild him”

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

Miles Lewis-Skelly, completely made up footballer. That’s his 29th game for Arsenal!

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

I cannot wait for the Haram ball we are going to deploy in Madrid

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

MERINO STRIKER LETS GOOOOOOOO

[George Devonport @gdevonport]

10/10 for the mad cunt playing silent night on repeat on their boombox at 3000 decibels on the canal at 11pm