kristina

no longer a fashion critic. just an international super spy. инат

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Doctorate vibing on this glorious morning

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England are shit at a lot of things, but they are elite level football fans. The best to ever do it. No one comes close.

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Sports are ruined by the attendance of celebrities pretending to be relatable. I dont want to see a cringe ass actor in the front row "getting hyped". I want to see Steve from the local pub putting away pints and singing freed from desire through a clenched cocaine jaw.

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@FistedFoucault Eto me

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The best thing about being in the balkans was the non-existence of that stupid ass strait of hormuz, boring ass interest rates, and lame ass mass migration. The peace I experienced, my god.

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Contrary to usual behaviour, I did not smoke a single cigarette in the balkans this time around, but upon landing in this godforsaken country I have desperate urge to smoke a cigarette in such a manner as to metaphorically shake my head at the state of things here.

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The australian mind cannot comprehend this

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Drunk at zurich airport... is also a great name for a band.

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Zagreb gets a bad rap only because of the non-native residents and filler-addicts, but when you realise zagreb is the sydney of croatia, you can experience how much cooler it is than the rest of the country. I dont care what anyone says, zagreb is cool

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Coffee house K&K Milčec, founded by Zagreb journalist Zvonimir Milčec is a great place to sit and complain to the barista about everything wrong with this life.

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Shut the fuck up and go fix your crumbling economy.

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German men love talking about "financial finance finance profits finance project financial" and do so only in English to each other, even though they all speak in heavy german accents, probably because they think "financial finance profits" makes them sound more important.

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They also love the words "pdf", "gigabyte", "project", "cables", "majority", "percentage", "old-fashioned", and making jokes about "Temu".

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Galerija cvajner feat. prosthetic arm and stray cat #2 (it is likely the same cat as posted prior)

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Elite croatian stray cat

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No matter how far and wide you go, junkies will forever sit in the park in groups of three or more playing music at volumes the iPhone was never meant to handle.

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Love Island mentality is going to milan / paris / new york and searching for a sephora

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Me in a work meeting not on mute: "Versace!! Versace!! Versace!!"

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I demand the Strait of Hormuz be opened IMMEDIATELY. I have Depop orders to post and these are vital trade routes for my extremely lucrative business.

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@AnaKrivolapova My boyfriend's two horses are Rising Revolution and Valorian. But if the naming was up to him they'd be Kollontai and Cosmic Gate.

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@SardineTruther Stetan rođendan druže