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[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Wetherspoons and the WWE. Loves popping up where you dont expect him wor Sandro

[Dell 🇮🇹 @agbnufc_]

Tonali at the WWE event in Italy tonight, our boy!

Got a huge pop from the crowd.

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

@Nigel_Farage Are you getting desperate, lad?

Maybe keep your crypto millions for something else. 😂

[conner @winterweather]

protoshita and jetspeed in one week.

[Magpie Joe ▫️ @FtblJoe]

Free Palestine and Newcastle fans

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

he was a 44-year-old overweight chainsmoking alcoholic running the biggest wrestling company in the country and he still had time to drop nuts on his young boy. top 10 dead or alive.

[Treyarch @Treyarch]

We're devastated to learn about the sudden passing of our friend, the legendary Tom Kane.

As the original voice of Takeo Masaki and countless other beloved roles over the years, Tom's iconic talent and unwavering kindness will last with us all our lives.

Our thoughts go out to his loved ones, and he will always be in our hearts.

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Tom Kane, the incredible voice actor of Takeo Masaki in Call of Duty Zombies, has passed away.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🖤🤍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We'll be paying tribute to both Kieran Trippier and Emil Krafth at St. James' Park today.

Tripps will receive his presentation and address the crowd approximately 15 minutes before kick-off, and Krafu will join us on the pitch for the same shortly after the half-time whistle. 🖤🤍

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

You couldn’t pay me to care about frenchie bro

[𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖾 @cocuuuuus]

IDF soldier and Prime in one frame 💔 might be the worst frame of all time

[Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7]

The long-standing speculation regarding Kieran Trippier’s final chapter at Newcastle United has finally reached a conclusion. The veteran full-back is now cleared to make a final appearance at St James' Park against West Ham this Sunday, with the club no longer restricted by looming contract clauses.

​For weeks, rumours suggested that Trippier was being held out of the starting lineup to prevent him from hitting a specific appearance milestone that would trigger a substantial financial bonus.

​However, following his brief cameo off the bench in the 1-1 draw with Nottingham Forest, the numbers have shifted. It is now mathematically impossible for Trippier to reach the required number of starts to activate the clause. This leaves him fully available for the final matches against West Ham and Fulham without any financial penalty for us.

​Eddie Howe has been quick to shut down any talk of "accounting-based" team selections. When asked if financial triggers dictated his lineup, his response was blunt:

​"Absolutely not. I make football decisions."
​
Eddie clarified that his recent selections have focused on building for the future, stating he is prioritising players who will be part of the project next season, especially now that "Kieran’s future has been revealed."

​Whether he leads the team out from the tunnel or is introduced for a final ovation from the bench, one thing is certain: St James' Park will be loud. The man who set the standard for the "new" Newcastle deserves nothing less than a hero's farewell this weekend.

​#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #KieranTrippier #EPL #Magpies #StJamesPark

[pdb @nufcpb]

Declan Rice goes to bed dreaming that he could pass the ball like Jonjo Shelvey

[Neo❗️☮️ @die4dj]

BlackBerry is exactly like this and that’s why it’s one of the best. Timeline is 4+ years off, most of what’s portrayed didn’t actually happen, and all 3 of the main characters aren’t all that close to their real life counterparts

[MATT KING @RealMattKing]

Greatest album of all time. By my favourite band of all time. Hey, The Bunnymen. Could I get a shout out please? I'm recovering from a fucking stroke and it would give me a right lift it would.

Ta,

Matt

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Ooh look at me, I’m Everton and I’m gonna help Arsenal win the league and ruin the whole country’s fun just so we can qualify for Europe.

Embarrassing.

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

A FLOP literally nobody is talking about

❌ 250m spent in the summer
❌ A £65m striker playing as a CM
❌ Manager with 1 tactic all year round
❌ More losses than wins
❌ Lost to Sunderland twice
❌ Only see reactive subs
❌ Yoane Wissa.
✅ Remember where we were though

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Fantastic performance by Dembele yesterday.

His idol will be proud.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

I’m here. You’re quiet

@DannyDeVito