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WhoDatNation ⚜️. Maturity is a myth

[God first @gdotlee]

When I hear the words “Bloody Mary” on the plane I give niggaa dirty looks

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing. I’ll go, Matcha 🤢

[God first @gdotlee]

She’s either going to think you’re hilarious and laugh or put you on that summer jam screen. You gotta be willing to handle the consequences

[𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊👺 @kaythecasa]

Is a “can we fuck” text rude?

[God first @gdotlee]

I did have a successful parking lot experience but that was at a mom’s weekend party. That doesn’t count because that’s an orgy anyway

[God first @gdotlee]

Fellas some of us know that the only bitches fuckin strangers after the club are either drugged or was offered drugs. It’s not a flex. You fucked a junkie

[God first @gdotlee]

@BAAAM92ISBACK Hahaha aye it might be better off to get that phase out early

[God first @gdotlee]

My son only likes black girls. Like he is not interested in any other race at all. That’s so rare for his peer group but he stands on that

[God first @gdotlee]

@BAAAM92ISBACK Yeah I think it’s all the women in his life that makes him not into mixing. I was almost sure that my son was into others too but you might be surprised

[God first @gdotlee]

She let me get my shit off but not without a little guilt. I respect that

[God first @gdotlee]

My mom caught me sneaking a girl in once when I was 19. She let the girl come in, clearly heard my bed squeaking then proceeded to let me sneak the girl out. She didnt say a word the next morning she just bought “oriental flavored top ramen” because the girl was Asian

[God first @gdotlee]

Watered down hoops. Most of the ex player sons get misplaced on rankings because of their last name. Everyone ain’t Dylan Harper

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

The day of the “hood kid” with no parents making it to the NBA is over! All these kids coming from two parent homes or ex nba players kids…

[God first @gdotlee]

I’m 37 and I have patinas talking about “aye man let’s smoke and catch up” man I don’t wanna go on no smoke date with you. Nigga go home this ain’t high school no more

[God first @gdotlee]

This may be strange to yall but I hate when you’re at somebody’s house and they try to force feed you plates of food. Fam I’m not even hungry

[God first @gdotlee]

Now that I listen to Mystikal’s catalog every song sounds he was ready to take something

[God first @gdotlee]

Naw that just mean we cheating on each other in different cities

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

If you're a man and you let your girl go on a "girls' trip", you're just a foolish clown.

[God first @gdotlee]

That means it’s time to go to the hospital AB

[Kick Bay @KickBay_]

AB had to confirm from Sauce after he’s been tasting FAKE alcohol in his crib bcos he doesn’t get drunk anymore😭

[God first @gdotlee]

All of sports

[Kevin Garnett @KevinGarnett5KG]

Olivia Miles is one of the best rookies in ALL of basketball… @nba or @wnba 😤

[God first @gdotlee]

If a woman gets in shape, starts new hobbies and sees her friends more after a breakup then that means she’s been done with yo ass. Because that’s all that could’ve saved the relationship

[God first @gdotlee]

An NBA full of 9 ft tall dudes is going to be horrific

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

7’4 big man Jagmeet Singh looks DOMINANT

Class of 2027 from India. 🔥🍿

(via @CourtsideFilms)

[God first @gdotlee]

@Jo_GotGame @herchosenpath

[God first @gdotlee]

Apple pie, milk warm ain’t bad if you need to sleep and coffee

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

🚨 let’s hear yours……