Em Sharpe

i'm going to think of something hilarious to write here

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Performing on the west end last night, teaching in Sleaford this morning

It’s called ✨balance✨

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My boyfriend wears shorts every day. Like, Christmas Day? Shorts. Wedding? Fancy shorts. The last few days he’s been wearing jeans and honestly, I am so thrown who is this warm legged man I see before me

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I can’t find a bobble so I’ve tied my hair with a thong. have other people done this asking for a friend

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still thinking about the man who decided to come and grab my head and ruffle my hair last night in a karaoke bar. hope his sleeve got wet when he did his washing up this morning x

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i have to leave my house at 7:30 to get to work on time on a friday. today i woke up at 8 :) lifes going well

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asked my boyfriend if he came to bed for a nap
“No. Just a lie down”
Man was twitching >1 min later (why do they all twitch) and asleep not long after
Ur so precious

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happy to announce these are now vegetarian friendly! huge!

(but now i'm lactose intolerant so fuck me i guess x)

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on today’s episode of finding out my favourites foods aren’t vegetarian

I present to you: mini fuckin cheddars

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me and WHOM

[boohoo @boohoo]

*life’s falling apart*

My brain:

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im very aroused by the thought of a threesome with victoria coren mitchell and david mitchell goodnight

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it’s freakin bats i love Halloween

[boohoo @boohoo]

It’s October 🦇

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@jezzafd This is hilarious and I want it

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new fear unlocked: at my future (currently non existent) wedding, I’m going to have to eat a meal in a white dress and not spill it?? That will be the scariest part of the day

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this is so cool I wanna do this dance rn

[soph ❤️‍���� @ssophtl]

4 years since we were blessed with this absolute masterpiece