George Evans

The enemy of the platypus is man

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@notapissboy Toilet Seat?

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

Joining the ranks of my kind (going to a coffee shop, I’m unemployed)

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

I’m gonna go balls mode

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

Wondering what color of October we should hunt for

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

It’s hard to believe EVERYONE was kung fu fighting

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

pretty impressive to go from champions league to cy young runner-up @LoganWebb1053

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

looking forward to the eclipse

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

i like being mean to people without them knowing. that way they wont be mad @mookiebetts

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@cadenbooher @stephenofallon4 You wish you could signed Havertz

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

@CMC_22

[henry @runaway_ghoul]

@KDTrey5 KD is the Apple Jacks of the nba. Objectively one of the best to do it- somehow not in the GOAT conversation. Shambolic…

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@daBiznut Someone’s never seen Winning Time: Rise of the Lakers Dynasty

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@cadenbooher I manifested that goal

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@daBiznut Oh I was thinking of an earlier but I guess cause the game overall didn’t seem that easy

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@pissfingers2 Okay is when they say “Arrrgh Maties”, that’s like saying “hello”. When they say “Yaargh Maties”, that’s like “uh on bro”. Hope this helps

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@puppychau_ Aren’t you a celebrity

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@modrrngrrl Someone proposed in there?!

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

@modrrngrrl Much Ado About Nothing

[George Evans @GDPlatypus]

Another year, another chance to wish an amazing birthday to Mark Hamill! 🎂