lenny

banger tweet extraordinaire (former banger fleet extraordinaire) @armbiteband

[lenny @notapissboy]

@ijoinedtoolate no one knows about vox amoris

[lenny @notapissboy]

@garfieldpuga im getting deja vu from this tweet

[lenny @notapissboy]

im climbing into the waymo and going "drive... doesnt matter where......"

[lenny @notapissboy]

@immck1914 @turnabtsisters

[lenny @notapissboy]

sitting on a bench where someone clearly ate a banh mi earlier

[lenny @notapissboy]

@turnabtsisters the dried cilantro and shredded onion and carrot, the latter two presumably pickled, scattered the seat and ground beneath the bench; the vietnamese restaurant around the block seemed to be the likely source of what remained of the sandwich

[lenny @notapissboy]

people post pictures of the books theyre reading for numerous reasons, most likely a cosmetic display of relative intelligence. i do not post pictures of books that i am reading because i am not reading any books

[lenny @notapissboy]

@garfieldpuga bold of you to think i have a therapist

[lenny @notapissboy]

where have you been all my life

[lenny @notapissboy]

famously died many times

[jes @peestains]

oliver tree

[lenny @notapissboy]

@Plankfan grabbing next train to pittsburgh

[lenny @notapissboy]

i wish i was a beautiful woman so i could do findom but for being nice

[qurralo🇨🇦🇲🇽🇦🇺🇨🇼🇸🇪🇳🇴🇨🇴🇨🇭🇨🇦 @qurralo]

nobody is making me suck on an azerbaijani flag

[lenny @notapissboy]

the true way to prepare kids for driving is taking them go karting and having them play mario kart from as young an age as possible

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Learning how to drive is one of those things you’re really better off doing when you’re a teenager and your brain isn’t fully developed and you’re a little more fearless bc if I had to learn as a grown ass adult I’d be petrified.

[lenny @notapissboy]

@immck1914 hes coping so fucking hard

[lenny @notapissboy]

"i dont need to shower im not fat"

[bloom 𖧧 @bloomjpg]

Asmongold claps back after Stavros Halkias says he gets no p-ssy

"Shut up fatty.. So many men that are leftist use it as a mating technique.. They don't actually believe any of this sh-t.. They just say it because it's a good way to get women to like them."

"I don't have a girlfriend, maybe in the future I will.. They're simps.. It's all about having s-x with women.. It's kind of sad, really.. I don't like talking about relationships.. I don't need to prove anything."

[lenny @notapissboy]

yes..... like my opinions.......... agree with me!!!

[lenny @notapissboy]

$25 for a diy bar show get fucking real