Jujubantonn

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[frenzy havock @IfoouundThem]

#FROM #FROMily

[kat @yslnadi]

when i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

[Roma @legendofroma]

Full head of hair, mentally sharp and still pretty good physically at 100

What a life in nature, low cortisol and a strong mission does to a man

[Thoughts by Ah'gieë @AgathaAkaahar]

got an unsolicited dick pick, sent him a dick pick of my own (one i'd pre-saved from the internet for an occasion such as this) with this message "ohhh, can't wait to rub these together" and he never texted me again 🤣🤣🤣

[Roadman 🇯🇲 @ricothedj876]

Speed: hey what’re you doing

Guy: Uk me did deh ya a wonder waa gwaan wid the bagga noise and when me look me see seh a you

Speed: huh

Guy: I was wondering what the commotion was

😂😂😂😂

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛💫 @_Currygravy]

Wah kinda sym century dis me live inna? Everything that’s bad wah happen when a my time fi live.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

First born daughters.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

[ms chynn @chynnling]

Your Jamaican father on his day off after complaining seh him tired whole week

[jezz @JezziiB]

“Men suffer in silence."

No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit.

They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.

[$globey @MCoveteur]

older dudes are so delusional lmao like yes you have to open your purse when there’s a significant age gap tf

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

*Hoy no me voy a estresar*
Yo llegando al trabajo:

[rei @whatahelli]

my body is annoying me "we can't train because you haven't eaten I have no energy" USE THE FAT YOU STORE???????

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

i'm instantly turned off by a man that has very negative opinions about women even if it doesn't apply to me. something very nasty and misogynistic about that spirit that never sat well with me.

[bwoah 🇿🇦 @MsMamma_]

For some weird and goated reason. I never bump into people I don’t talk to, ever again

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Habibi 🧚 @justvkay]

Corporate is performance art. You push a document on time, flag risks in writing & in meetings. It gets ignored. 2 weeks later the exact risk materializes, everyone rushes to sign, then starts harassing you & it’s now your emergency. Somehow you should have warned louder.