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[🇺🇸JKCMO77🇺🇸 @TheIdealExit77]

Canada, we see your smoke signals and we can not help until you give up communism and being gay.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Spencer Pratt just dropped this after they stole the LA mayoral election from him — he’s about to drop BOMBSHELLS he was saving for the general election!

“We have some recordings of one of your insulting candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.” 🤯

“I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice, and then you get to see it.”

“You think you can get rid of me that easily?”

“Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace?”

🔥🔥🔥

“I'm going to be lighting you up every single day and now I don't have to worry about offending CNN viewers.”

“I don't have campaign laws hamstringing me now. It's WAR. It's zero hour for Los Angeles!”

[papasmurf @gearboxpro]

@shaunvlog_ Yes because Memphis Tennessee has the best BBQ in the world

[papasmurf @gearboxpro]

@mattfromcobb Both of these are pretty boring

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

NASCAR was so much better when the main sponsors were cigarette and beer companies.

[First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS]

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.

People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.

A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him.

Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

[papasmurf @gearboxpro]

@mitchellvii Used BMW….first mistake but aftermarket warranties actually provide good coverage and payment most often

[Patrick Hedger @pat_hedger]

Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

You know, if all those old hippie Democrat white women had not aborted all their babies, they could be spending their Saturdays enjoying their grandchildren instead of protesting imaginary kingdoms.

[The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence]

The Iranian regime declared war on the United States when they kidnapped the hostages in 1979. That was 47 years ago. They’ve had it coming for a long time. Don’t quit til the job is done.

[Alan Jacoby @AlanJacoby]

I will gladly pay higher gas prices temporarily for the extermination of the Islamic terrorist regime permanently.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Iranian American’s all across the country are hitting the Trump dance..

Liberals are FURIOUS.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This needs to be said, as there has been unrelenting hate and poisonous propaganda in the West against anyone White, straight or male over the past decade or more!

It went WAY too far. No more guilt trips.

ENOUGH.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

That’s what I’m talking about.

[papasmurf @gearboxpro]

@Sadie_NC Dumbasses

[papasmurf @gearboxpro]

@BGatesIsaPyscho I snorted a bunch of cocaine one time and woke up with a black eye

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“The dog ate my homework 🤷‍♂️” 😂

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Now Liberals are mad at Dave Chapelle after he left the cows in his DC show speechless when he announced that Trump's National Guard deployment to stop crime & cleanup DC is working.

This comes after Chapelle infuriated Conservatives after claiming Charlie Kirk was just a podcaster. Chapelle has successfully angered both political parties in the same week.

"I came here mad, ready to fight, but when I drove through the city, it looked clean, guys, I gotta tell you it looked clean." 😂

[𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕒𝔻𝕖𝕝𝕂 @CallMeK1123]

you will never be as cool as bananarama are in their sixties.

[papasmurf @gearboxpro]

@JagermeisterUSA Good stuff