Dabriel’sDeclassifiedBenduhSurvivalGuide

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[Dabriel’sDeclassifiedBenduhSurvivalGuide @gebmeetswrld]

Why HydroFlasks are frickin sick:
• Looks tight as frick
• Plenty of room for stickers to be big pimpin
• Keeps your H2O colder than the iceberg that took out the titanic
•Mfker talkin trash? BONK

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that it blew a hole through the palm of my hand like Jesus nailed to the cross

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[I'm Moe Greene! @tabasco_stan]

this shit so mf raw

[Dabriel’sDeclassifiedBenduhSurvivalGuide @gebmeetswrld]

Practicing echolocation (burping in my apartment in the dark)

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[J.A. the Architect @MirLagerfield]

😭😭

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

i be like “yeah that horror movie was fucked up” then recommend it to everyone

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Filling this bad boy up with tequila before going into the theater and showing everybody who really has the power

[Gary The Snail @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

the fact the US used the full force of the federal government to eliminate the Black Panthers while the KKK is still running around tells you a lot about this country

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

No way

[Chip Thief @ShatteredSFW]

"Oh no! There are 2 jedi heading for the bridge! Whatever will we do?"

The humble droideka:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

In 2013, a doctor looked at Bam Margera's legs and told him they were "dry-rotted rubber bands" from alcohol abuse. He said good luck ever skating again.

At his peak, Bam was pulling $300,000 a week from MTV's budget for Viva La Bam alone. Right Guard paid him $1 million for a single day of work. He wrecked Lamborghinis and bought replacements without thinking twice. Net worth touched $45 million.

Then the spiral. Ryan Dunn died in 2011. The TV projects dried up. He got fired from Jackass Forever in 2020 for failing drug and alcohol requirements. Rehab put him on 18 different medications that left him unable to cry, unable to feel anything. Net worth cratered to $1 million.

The comeback started when he quit everything and picked up a skateboard. His own words: "Skateboarding is my medication, and it's my therapy too. A trick a day keeps the doctor away."

He's now hosting Fishtank Season 5, confirmed for GRIND 2 alongside Paul Rodriguez and Ryan Sheckler, appearing as a secret character in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3+4, and collaborating with Slappy Trucks on a signature collection.

46 years old. Standing in a skatepark. On legs a doctor said would never work again. The CKY kid from West Chester figured out that the thing that saved him was the same thing that started everything.