geckobubbles

My existence is highly disputed, but not for long

[geckobubbles @geckobubbles]

I'm proud to announce that my incredibly useless carrd has been slightly updated

PATCH NOTES
-Marginally increased usefulness
-Significantly increased blumaroo count
-Minor vulnerability patches

https://t.co/n9YZiNUf8F

[geckobubbles @geckobubbles]

You can just pretend that it's fine and normal for a thirty year old man to be unemployed forever and live like someone's fuckable little purse dog who everyone else has to clean up after and buy expensive little treats for, but, no, that is in fact Fucking Weird and Pathetic

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I normally understand just blocking people, but when someone's basically just "I refuse to actually respond to or even pretend to care about how I've been treating your friends like shit and now I'm going to say many Bold Fucking Words and cut you off" then like. fucking coward

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If you get in a obsessive isolating codependent relationship with someone and enable each other's worst behaviors and make everyone around the two of you miserable and defend each other with stupid bullshit ("my cat died over a year ago" excuses literally nothing) then like. Stop

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Remembering that you can look up how the election's going is a terrible mistake that will inevitably make you want to chew your arms off

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I'm still thinking about this like. why is this website denying me replies that are obviously there. there is A Number there. I Remember this tweet being replied to. why is it gone

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I've been using this site increasingly less since it began to deny me any and all chronological order but it is fun to look through things I've said here before and be all like "ah yes, my own words. I'm very good at saying these", which is of course a normal thing to be doing

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There's a weird thing that I've noticed a few times though where tweets have a reply and I look at it and then there's just Nothing There, even though it says there is and I vaguely remember there being something there before. like is something wonking out. did someone block me

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Do you ever think about about how the onceler's an old guy too but people specifically only got horny for the younger version? I've decided that it's shallow and cowardly to Only want to fuck the young version in situations like this. sexualize that old man, cowards

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I operate on a level of thinking about fictional characters that is far beyond others. like, oh, you gaze upon hot anime boys with empty lust? that's nice. I, however, look at them and contemplate whether or not they would know what blackcurrants are. I am stronger than you

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I am plagued by a selfish and irrational need to be hated. say disgusting, hateful things about me. lash out at me like. think about me. I don't want to be looked at like a conveniently tragic little afterthought that knows nothing and validates lies

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My hobbies include: repeatedly imagining serious conversations about interpersonal issues I'd really like to discuss that keep getting increasingly angry and always lead to me just being like "you're a selfish piece of shit" at them. this is a particularly annoying hobby

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There's something profoundly miserable about feeling increasingly uncomfortable about a person and their behavior and really wanting to just. actually talk to them about it. but you just know that if you try then they'll get Upset At You so you Can't because it'll Go Really Badly

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If your nuzlocke challenge is solely for The Challenge then I will not care about it in the slightest. mourn your little guys and make me feel emotions about it Or Else

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There are few words that make me as immediately disinterested in a video as the words "hardcore nuzlocke" if I see someone doing a shiny-only challenge or playing an interesting romhack and then find out it's Another Fucking Nuzlocke I will immediately close it. not interested

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Artfight started (and for the first time in like four years I'm actually going to be participating again) and you know what's fucked up? the pages are loading. not very quickly usually but. they Are. they're fucking loading. on day one of artfight right after it started

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I should be legally allowed to psychically transmit my endless perfectionism into people I don't like and make it their problem instead I think. as a threat

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Do you ever just look at the art of someone who bothers you, and just look really closely at the normal tiny imperfections that no one cares about, and think to yourself "how fucking dare you Not be plagued with the desperate need to find and fix these. why are You allowed this"