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19 | Just Fartn Around

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@uraniumeater02 Big news for girls that would vape into their hoodie sleeve in high school

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@leemuhfucka

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I got bitches out the wazoo

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Pescatarian Tinashe be like I’d love to get two prawn

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@meatcanyon Do you ever think this was the final straw that sent dababy into magas motherly embrace like every boring celebrity turned right wing grifter

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College is for experimenting, which is why I’ve been conducting various trials for my lethal magic poison and its corresponding antidote on the local forest goblin and troll populations.

The results are very promising, this tradition truly lives up to the hype!

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Last night we let the hint of lime talk

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I’m at your baby mamas house playing temple run on your kids leapfrog

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When I was little I used to tell other kids the sun would explode in 5 years and then the teachers would put me in a dark room with no windows and a nice lady would asked weeeeird questions

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My kids are only allowed toothpaste with EXTRA fluoride, NO natural ingredients, and REPULSIVE CINNAMON flavor. And yeah, they do have to swallow it when they’re done brushing.

They each have had minimum 5 kidney stones per month but NONE are autistic! #winning

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White parents be like if you’re gonna do meth I’d rather it be under my roof

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Charlie Kirk died thinking Nicki Minaj hated him………..

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@GordaChechona Completely unrelated were you into Hamilton animatics by chance