dildo baggins

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[chad @chasedbywasps]

when I used to get really high my inner monologue would be like, "I am going on an amazing journey to the kitchen"

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

my daughter, introducing my five year old to DnD: AND AS YOU PLUMMET TO YOUR DE—

me: DONT KILL YOUR BROTHER

daughter: …ok

daughter: …a Pegasus swoops in and saves you

my five year old: I kill it

[dez @315dez]

don’t ask me to hang out until I lose 20 lbs

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

some of u didn’t go insane at 15 and it shows

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[Jay ♱ ATL DREAM ARE 10-4 @jaydluvaa]

KC probably whispering happy Juneteenth in Aniya’s ear as we speak I feel sick.

[kjm 🆘 @muttio_]

sincere and melanie deserve each other (derogatory)

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD advice is like, "Break the task into smaller parts"

Awesome. Now I have 47 tiny enemies

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

I wanna know what’s going on in that damn villa
#Loveislandusa

[grace @gracefishlove]

Nobody do it like me Cus im prolly doing it wrong

[sabunny @mama_moons]

bush hairs poking out from my undies i feel like a beautiful cactus

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[M A R I 🏝️✨ @itssmariiiiiii]

The villa on movie night 😭😭😭 #LoveIslandUSA

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Kenzie after recoupling with Corbin:
#LoveIslandUSA

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[Jon Barr @JonBarrTweets]

you couldn't make The Office today, i've got BJ Novak in my basement & i'm not feeding him

[Tay 🌻 @_Tayyx]

Kenzie and Jen been having klan meetings this whole episode