Gian Marco

[Gian Marco @GeeIanThanks]

“I will take responsibility for what I have done," whispered Dalinar. "If I must fall, I will rise each time a better man.”

-Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Torey Canino-Celis @tj_canino]

: “So all 3,500 people who died are drug dealers?”
: “Yes?”
: “How do you know that?”

PAKAHUSAY NG INTERVIEWER DITO HA TALAGANG SUPALPAL SI ALAN PETER CAYETANO EH 😭😭😭

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me finding out bro's been telling all my deepest secrets to some girl just to keep their conversation going

[Gian Marco @GeeIanThanks]

Never deleting this app

[Grey @greynguyen]

it's okay, you can copy us

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

this meal prep shit too easy

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[diego troste @diegouthill]

yo viendo las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[Sunil Godhania @SunGod87]

Love turn based combat.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When a client emails me at 9:45am but I leave soon at 5pm

[yagi 🔥 @yaginosenshii]

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

[Gian Marco @GeeIanThanks]

My sister is engaged at the age of 40.
Really happy for her, incredibly happy for her.

That gives me hope.
Maybe one day.
Definitely one day.

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

This pic goes insanely hard

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

POV: you're about to find out why senior devs spend weeks/months on database design.

[Michal Melewski @carste1n]

Parting gift from my friends at Cloudflare

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Nvm, figured it out

[deepfried @ledumb_deep]

A lot of you guy's ultimate take away from Squid Game were exclusively just the games, colorful iconography and pretty asians people 😂 😂 😂 y'all ain't deserve any damn happy ending

[rin 𐙚 @mycatzeye]

megan from katseye is very weird and not in a fanservice way, that woman is genuinely strange: a thread