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[cher @mclIark]

if you die in sudoku you die in real life

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I will never call someone a “situationship” Stevie Wonder invented the term “part-time lover” for a reason

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stylish older women remind me what life is really all about.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[jo @whatsJo]

Oh I get it. Fun onions.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Tallulah 如兰 @tallulanon]

Normies are so good at getting married

[Charli @charli_xcx]

I really like Ariana Grande a lot.

[໊ @soysabil]

everything gets revealed to you on a walk

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when a wedding speech has "but in all seriousness" u know it's time to stop laughing and lock the fuck in

[miu @yours__xo]

sleep tight and don't let the guilt of how you treated me bite

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Never once in my entire life have I remembered whether it's going to be Labor Day or Memorial Day . I'm convinced they switch places sometimes.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

what would you say is your address in your opinion

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Wearing your hair in pigtails is like flirting with the whole world

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[audrey @phlegmme]

Latte art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[sheen @weedtoker1738]

mi tink mi gwaan tek mi grandma medication

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

The most beautiful girl you know is out there somewhere farting crazy style

[trevy @chillextremist]

If someone misuses a word don’t correct them. Let them live ontologically