Gee

Part time Guardian of the Galaxy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[bort @tacobort]

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

[brigitté🪽 @iamallthatis_]

when I say something’s going to happen and it actually happens

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

POV: how sodium, potassium, and calcium felt after leaving the periodic table and joining physiology.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we are playing

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Hans Zimmer absolutely cooked on Pirates of the Caribbean.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i revisit this tweet like an old friend

[Pritika @pritika_9]

Adulting hits when you understand that weekends exist purely for recovery, not for actual fun.

[RiRi @_1rdh]

They gotta understand, we live a totally different life. I don’t have kids! I don’t have to go as hard

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

When someone is being passive aggressive but I’m about to be direct

[w 💫 @ozianary]

fiyero: i’m going with her

elphaba & glinda:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

[jane @ijanedoll]

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong:

– Women
– Oldest daughters
– Firstborn granddaughters

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

you gotta start asking folks “are you sure you want us to start being mean to eachother?” when they start those jabs. many people forget it can be mutual and they aren’t actually the most evil bitch out.