Ayokolade

Teacher | Educational Consultant | Realist| @manutd fan

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

If you’re a Ronaldo fan,

We are celebrating this wedding on Sunday.

Someone already donated a full cow, just come with your Portugal jersey or any club Ronaldo has played for,

It’s free come and eat meat.

Siuuu.

[Ayokolade @geek1520]

@Nsukka_okpa Obagoal

[Ayokolade @geek1520]

The only naija pop song of the 2000's bigger than Yahoozee is African Queen

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

You people are not real i swear.

This same Yahooze?

That had Collin Powell doing the dance.

Thank God we were all alive because you folks are geniuses at rewriting history.

[Victoria A @iamzioraa]

Once you start using this toothpaste no more buying toothbrush and it's affordable

Have you used it before?

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Davido being nominated for the Grammy means out of over 20,000 global Grammy submissions, he was chosen. For his category alone, he had to beat 274 elite international artists just to make the top 6 in the entire world.

Meanwhile You a former Presidential aide couldn’t even convince 20 people in your backyard to vote for you, coming home with a miserable 16 votes, and you’re trying to mock a world-stage achievement?

You couldn’t even be a local champion and you wan mock Davido 😭😂

Off the road fast fast.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

If you want to get the most out of ChatGPT for writing, reviewing documents, learning, and planning.

Then Copy and paste these prompts 🧵

[Ayokolade @geek1520]

@analog132 @oku_yungx You don't decide for them how they want to spend their money.. With this your entitlement mentality, you're not different from those agbero

[Ayokolade @geek1520]

@arojinle1 Pigs eat their dead and weak piglets

[18 @bdaedii]

There o.

[Ayokolade @geek1520]

@iamnasboi Charity begins at home.. Treat people who work with you well

[Ayokolade @geek1520]

Ronaldo, Messi and Pele have all been mentioned in the GOAT conversation since the world cup final on sunday. No single mention of that short fraud Maradona😂😂

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

“Every Ronaldo fan will leave this app after Messi win his second Golden ball”

Day 5 - Up and Grateful!!!!!!! 😂😂

[Aganga-williams Oluwafemi @Mc_zeezou001]

My friend's daughter was awarded Neatest student. Well deserved.

Reminds me of when I carried Neatest student award go give my mama for house

She literally almost changed my school cause of it

According to her, "...that means everybody in your class is a pig"

[Kizit0!!🐐 @iam_kizit0]

Old password: Ronaldo
New password: Goat

Google: Old password can't be same as new password

[Pelé @Pele]

@Cristiano, que bela jornada você está tendo! Eu te admiro muito e isso não é segredo para ninguém. Parabéns por quebrar o meu recorde de gols em partidas oficiais. Deixo essa foto em sua homenagem, com muito carinho, como símbolo de uma amizade que já existe há muitos anos.

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[AveiroBrains🌎 @Aveiro_dun]

This Ronaldo FC na cult, if you leave, you no fit join us again.

[Odinas @Uodinas]

We just provided proof of 950 Ronaldo's goals, Pele fans or should I say Messi fans has from now to show us only 1000 of Pele's goals.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The greatest celebration in world football.

Pioneered by a man who
Doesn’t cheat opponents.
Doesn’t defraud opposition,
Doesn’t rely on help from referees,
Doesn’t pretend to be humble.

Beyond one generation,
Beyond just football,
Beyond just one man,
SIUUUUUUUUUUU!

[kaeto @kaaetoo]

Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats.

Messi also led in most penalties missed