Alexandra Tamplin

Person. Dreamer. Lazy aspirationist.

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I'm both the most interesting and most boring person I know

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Reminder, im geekrandom everywhere...especially the places I actually am...

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One of the first things I did today was looking up IUDs and reweigh the health benefits and issues for me out of fear of losing the pill and wanting something more protective. That isn't the world I want to live in.

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@ochristinao I have a feeling this man won't yell but will throw a little tantrum when mad tho

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@ochristinao Pride and embarrassment too. I just had to tell one of my employees it's better to feel a little stupid and get clarification rather than sitting in confusion and delay the project

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When people complain about doing things that make their job more efficient saying it's more work. Maybe you are bad at your job...

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@MediumSizeMeech I had a scene partner try to jump on my back for a but. I instantly snapped at him since that was off limits since I had back surgery 8 months ago. I'd be concerned lifting a child let alone a women for my own health

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Can cis-men explain the trend of staring texts with "hey you"?

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You know what isn't helpful on your decompression walk/lunch? Watching someone almost get stabbed. Can 2024 calm down?

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@rebeccalucia94 I write about all my communities. Women focused, queer, bipoc, and always some dark humor!

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Attempting Nanowrimo again and had such a blast writing my first chapter!

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@ChipotleTweets no longer worth it to even pay attention to promos anymore

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Chipotle did it again, another coupon I want to use and 40min later, I can't order or verify my log in on the website. Gotta double check the servers can handle these coupons

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I wish more people understood how painful it can be to be a rebound, especially when you didn't know you were

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I can just take the day off when I find out I have a new boss and half of my team is different as is all of my peers at work, right? I'm bot expected to just carry on as normal, right?

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Idk but this is the first time my crush hasn't been painful. Maybe it's bc I'm older, maybe bc it isn't wholly unrequited, maybe it's bc it doesn't feel like all or nothing. Maybe it's also I'm mostly satisfied in singledom. Who really knows?

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As a get there early person, it can be frustrating when everyone else is a get there late but like plan early. Just be on-time, guys

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Nothing makes you hate yourself more than dating. Biggest blow to any ego I've had.

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Being positive and proud and fully believing your own reality while things just look sour is so hard. Damn, happiness should not be this hard

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2 hrs into a work day on a Friday and I'm already sobbing. I really need my dreams to start making me money so I can just peace out of this. But my grey hairs are looking nice and who needs a working GI tract

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@NickWritesMusic Glad to know my witchcraft worked. Scared it away with the eyepatch