Jennifer Clay

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[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 24 Nov 2006 (via @twi_age).

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

@ErrantScience @mitchellclay

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

My camera roll is 99% memes I’ve saved to send my husband. @mitchellclay

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Dumb %|*#£ Jennifer does day 1. A new series by yours truly where I tell you the dumb stuff I do. Last night I put on self tanner and forgot and went to bed. #dumbshitjenniferdoes

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

Romance in your 40s during the Spring “Hey baby want to take some Benadryl and go to bed?” @mitchellclay

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

It’s my dogs’ favorite time of the year… when my neighbor mows his lawn every other day.

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Dang it. I love Bombas socks. My taste of nice things does not align with a non-profit salary. @mitchellclay

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@brandonlrout I don’t get ads

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Perks of anxiety. You get your steps in from pacing.

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

My husband apparently doesn’t like me dancing next to him and being his hype girl while he is walking on the treadmill 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

@CrystalGC72443 @SpecialOlympics Congrats!!!!

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 24 Nov 2006 (via @twi_age).

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

Hear me out… those Tik Tok freshmen videos where the girls talk real fast and southern and say their name and what college they are going to “I’m Jennifer Clay and I’m going to ASTATE, Wolves up” but dressed from the 80s with big huge hair.

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Me to 13 year old. Sometimes you just have to listen and do what you are told.

Me and 13 year old get in car and I sing along with Rage Against the Machine.

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

Me trying to type “cheerleader” phone autocorrects to “cheesecake”. 🤦🏼‍♀️ what does this say about me?

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My husband apparently doesn’t appreciate when I FaceTime him when I can’t sleep to tell him jokes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@jeremyabiggs @ABiggs82 Congrats!

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@levarburton Can we hold an election to choose the next host? I’ll contribute to your campaign! #readingrainbowfanforlife

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

Do 1-900 lines still exist? My cold has me sounding like a trucker. Surely I can profit off this. #call1900trucker

[Jennifer Clay @geeksmakemehot]

Arkansans be like “Alexa, what season is it today?”