David Yates

President of Geeks-r-Us, Inc., providing concierge computing services to a wide range of organisations. he/him.

[David Yates @geeksrusinc]

@Shopify One of your stores took my order and then shut down w/o shipping. I can't submit your "Report an Issue" form because I can't generate an "Order Confirmation URL" because THE STORE IS GONE.
What am I supposed to do?

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@acnewsitics "Oh, them Duke boys are at it again!"

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@CalltoActivism The old-time telephone booths behind him...

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Check out this entertaining and insightful article on the tactics and practices of the baddest of the bad in Ransomware and cybersecurity threats. #nastiestmalware https://t.co/OppQChKNVD

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@Rainmaker1973 0 to "oh shit" in 3 seconds...

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@ZaleskiLuke They don't look "futuristic", they look like what I built out of a cardboard box when I was eight. Vroom vroom ...

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@BizObserverFL I was surprised that your article didn't note that there is a building moratorium on self-serve storage projects until mid-January 2024.

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@SenRickScott Pretty rich coming from your side of the aisle...

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@thejackhopkins And that's a million dollars that can be taken out of the political campaign and shenanigans stream. I hope he can fundraise and pay it all!

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@tedlieu Everything has a simple solution to simple minds.

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@RonFilipkowski Actually...

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@jayblackisfunny @RonFilipkowski Thwarted by a republican who doesn't want to go to court/jail. He has no sense of duty, only self-preservation.

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@SammyGr43595219 @kathrynresists @Onemoretime2212 @InfamousLucia @mlauriat @Geo_Is_Pissed @lesleyabravanel @MadeInTheUSANJ @MaskedRyder @realTuckFrumper @BadBradRSR @Cindylu64957499 I've seen motorcades for sitting presidents that weren't nearly this large.

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@raccoonhourly "It's just a thriller ..."

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@JoJoFromJerz That sure does sound like a threat of malicious prosecution to me.

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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski So, it's infrastructure week?

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@1hakankapucu I wouldn't blame him, but did he pee himself during the encounter?

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@MarketUrbanism I hear you can pick one up for cheap on the streets of New York City.
Too soon?

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@mattxiv Guess which one is his wife?
Haha, all four are... (The two boys will grow up to be side pieces)

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@InternetHippo Can we go ahead and add a poll tax while we're at it?