We started as a place to buy Bitcoin, now we power your entire financial life.
Hereโs everything we announced today โ
โ Tokenized Stocks
โ Pre-IPO Perps
โ Stock options
โ Crypto options
โ Perpetual-style equity indices
โ Crypto derivatives, back in America
โ Time-based prediction markets + Combos
โ Launches: access millions of tokens, the moment they go onchain
โ Coinbase Advisor: an AI investment advisor, built into the app
โ Coinbase for Agents: connect any AI agent to your account
โ Base MCP + x402: give your agents their own wallet
โ The new Coinbase Advanced - fully modular
โ One unified global liquidity pool
โ Coinbase One Card, now more accessible secured by USDC
โ 5% Bitcoin back on travel
โ Crypto-backed mortgages
โ Borrow against your staked ETH & SOL with new liquidation protection
โ Transfer Protections
โ New Coinbase Developer Platform
โ Full stack Coinbase Payment solution
โ B20: a Base native token standard for any asset
โ Base App on web + multichain support + all assets
โ Private transactions for enterprises on Base
See you next time.
AOC with zero life achievements: "Elon Musk is not a scientist, heโs not an engineer, heโs a billionaire conman with a lot of money" ๐คก
Elon Musk: "Can you believe it? That's crazy, anyway... what did you get done this week?"
I asked fable 5 to invent a fractal no human had ever seen.
It came back with this:
z โ zยฒยทe^(iฮปยทsin|z|ยฒ) + c
the twist is a pure rotation tied to orbit magnitude, same escape math as the Mandelbrot set, completely alien geometry.
@Apple your next wallpaper is below