graham luff

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

I will remind you that all of the pundits unified on the position that the Labour Party taking small donations from members of the public, which secured their finances years in advance, was a terrifying and anti-democratic imposition of minority enthusiasms on the people.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Not to worry lads, I’m sure you all tried super-hard, and that’s what counts

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

[A whiff of grapeshot @paulewart23]

But we were told there was.

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

political and media class for the past week: "i can't believe we've failed young people, why did no one tell us??"

The left, TEN YEARS ago:

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

There’s something going on with dad

[Branko Marcetic @BMarchetich]

A bigger price tag than the Green New Deal, only instead of to save organised human life, it's to tell us there's a 'q' in 'potato' and to make everyone on Earth unemployed🤞

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

I too struggle quite badly with impulse control, even where it would be better and less clownish to remain silent.

[A whiff of grapeshot @paulewart23]

And media fluffing by Rafa and co.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Yeah, I imagine I could probably take my cat in a fight but strangely I don’t want to harm her. Anyway, it sure is a mystery why the world’s most poisonously vicious and reactionary media outlets have not destroyed Nigel Farage, who owes everything he has to their patronage.

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

Another chakrabortty BANGER

[Cllr Bogd Weller @real_bogdweller]

we now have the schrodinger's history of jeremy corbyn's labour party which was simultaneously a hopeless affair inevitably sunk by its own lunatic politics and antisemetism, but also systematically crushed by the shrewd political manoeuvring of the sensible lads cartel

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

idk what’s funnier: that israel’s diplomatic strategy is “give trump a big gold trophy” or that it will absolutely work

[Dan Hind @danhind]

It's a time honoured tradition in the UK: everyone with ambitions to become Prime Minister has to go to the City of London, and promise not to do anything.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Is it normal, to go from “Fuck you, this is the only way to do politics and anyone who disagrees must be ruthlessly obliterated” to “What is the point of us, we are facing catastrophe” in five years? That feels quite extraordinary to me. It implies something remarkable happened.

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

"the labour party does smears against those it views as a threat"

would have been a decent scoop in 2018, lads.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

“It’s an unbelievable disaster and also none of us were ever wrong, about anything” really has been the smash hit of the 21st century. Join in at the chorus.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

It’s not quite November 2021 levels of Noticing Things* but Things are certainly being Noticed

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Yes, isn’t it strange how general elections keep being won by frauds that the public swiftly come to despise? And none of the people who loudly said that one or both of them would be great can explain what went wrong? Just a real head-scratcher there