gp batac

I like to think I'm witty... Or just lucky. ⚖️🥑

[gp batac @geepeh]

@ChelDiokno Sir, did you know that the benefit of employed PWDs that their contributions be shouldered by the government is not yet implemented bec there aren’t any guidelines yet? Maybe this needs scrutiny.

[gp batac @geepeh]

⁦@LBP_Official⁩ are you aware that your account is being used to run scams?

[gp batac @geepeh]

It doesn’t make sense! Seriously! Cancel the whole show?? #LateShow @colbertlateshow
https://t.co/LnXV23cyvK

[gp batac @geepeh]

⁦@enjoyGLOBE⁩ got a call from this number telling me my number will be suspended in an hour.

[gp batac @geepeh]

@MMDA are there any flooded areas along EDSA?

[gp batac @geepeh]

@SCPh_PIO good morning. Will courts in the NCR be suspended because of the typhoon?

[gp batac @geepeh]

@meralco lost electricity here at Brgy. Bagong Pag-asa, QC! What gives??

[Roby Alampay @robyalampay]

'Roundtable' returns for a second season on
@onenewsph
! And for our first ep, the theme is, aptly, Ang Pagbabalik. Treasured my #LongConversation with
@AttyLeiladeLima. 9PM tonight, Thurs, Nov30. @CignalTV channels 8 or 250. Will also have it up as podcast on
@PumaPodcastPH

[gp batac @geepeh]

@JDAshenJuan I woke up in the middle of the night to entertain a message asking for legal advice on intellectual property rights. Went back to sleep when the other person backtracked after finding out they had to pay for the advice I would give.

[PumaPodcast @PumaPodcastPH]

On October 18, we held our first community meet up focused on the A Better Normal podcast with our friends from @sparkprojectHQ!

If you couldn’t make it, no problem! You can hear more conversations on creative entrepreneurship when you tune in to A Better Normal.

[gp batac @geepeh]

@MMDA Ok. Salamat sa mabilis na reply!

[gp batac @geepeh]

@MMDA hi! Just wanted to check if coding is suspended on Aug. 25? Thank you

[gp batac @geepeh]

If you tell me you need advice on an urgent concern then say that it can wait, then it’s not urgent. 🙃

[gp batac @geepeh]

I’ve decided to troll this scammer who was too lazy to even try to sound legit.

[gp batac @geepeh]

Explain this to me @Twitter: why are my push notifications activated for ads, topics, etc that I did not activate and when I deactivate them, I still receive and find out they’re reactivated?

[gp batac @geepeh]

Most amusing spelling yet: comes with extra letters.

Barista: name?
Me: GP - letter G, letter P
B: G?
Me: G. As in… gorilla.

In cup:

[gp batac @geepeh]

It’s still so surreal to have a boss who encourages you to log out early if I’m done with work.

[gp batac @geepeh]

I almost forgot that getting my own place meant seeing one dirty spot in your bathroom and going CDC-mode on the entire place.

[gp batac @geepeh]

Not me realizing that I’ve finished my day before 8pm because no one’s regularly knocking on my door. #MovedOut

[gp batac @geepeh]

That manager who tells their people to log off already because it’s a Friday. #ImaginableWorkplace