OneOldGeezer

Today's headlines - from News & Sports to Parenting & Politics nothing is off limits for this conservative, cranky, cantankerous, old geezer.

[OneOldGeezer @geezer_one]

I NEVER DREAMED that one day I'd become One Old Geezer on Twitter, But Here I am Killing It!
#Follow for the Hard Cold Truth - If You Can Handle It!

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@oldguy_steve No. and blocking his parole is about the only thing I can think of that California Governor Gavin Newsom has done that I agree with.

[Gary ULTRA MAGA 2024 @GarysBlues]

Should illegal aliens be able to collect Social Security if they worked?🤔✔️🇺🇸

[OneOldGeezer @geezer_one]

@GarysBlues No. Illegal aliens should be immediately deported or sentenced to 10 years of hard labor and then deported for the 1st violation. They can farm, produce license plates and pick up liter for 35-cents per hour (no withholdings)

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Some of The Best music ever played has been played on a Front Porch. Sadly so much was never recorded.

If you Acoustic Blues is your groove, check out the "Front Porch" every Sunday Morning on @SiriusXM BB Kings Bluesville.
#SiriusXMBluesville

[bluesharp @bluezharp]

Cedric Burnside 'Front Porch Blues' 🎶'Come On In'

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@bluezharp Some of The Best music ever played has been played on a Front Porch. Sadly so much was never recorded.

If you Acoustic Blues is your groove, check out the "Front Porch" every Sunday Morning on @SiriusXM BB Kings Bluesville.
#SiriusXMBluesville

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@InspectorStocks @suezq7369 Boots! 🙊

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@EzraEfrat I do and you should STOP IT NOW!

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@ThatEricAlper Performance Royalties & Sync Licenses. LOL

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@ThatEricAlper Dimmer Switch on Floorboard.

PDQ - Chocolate Drink Mix.

[Maria 🦋 @mliz77]

After watching Biden for the last two years I know exactly how Hunter turned out to be the person he is.

[OneOldGeezer @geezer_one]

@gibsonguitar "Oh Well" historically.
Most Recently "Hollywood Blues"

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@stacia_vandi Pull those pillows out, and have a fun pillow fight, and check the labels to see IF you've had the High End SERTA PILLOW available at Walmart. If so, okay. If not, you might should give 'em a try. Either way a good pillow fight makes for a good nights sleep and a memory.

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@stacia_vandi So you would probably like the White or the Blue. Good Quality but not expensive (under $15), available at most Alabama Walmart's, so easy to replace while maintaining consistency.

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@stacia_vandi Oh and #RollTide!

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@bigmack600 @Cephus723 Reminded me of "I'd walk a mile for a camel", to which the late George Carlin raised a valid point with "Wouldn't you rather have a woman?"

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@Cephus723 "It'll Tickle Your Innards"
https://t.co/UrYTTULzBv

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@KaylaChowShow I want it, but I'm not paying too much for it.

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@hhensell A skill that will soon be lost, much like cursive writing or cooking popcorn in a pan,